I was so afraid of getting some crazy boomer like this when I bought my new house. Thankfully they all seem lovely thus far 🤞
someone please add a big red square around the arrow and red circle I almost missed the crucial nothing it pointed it at
undyne genocide fight
When did mermaids get involved?
😆 This👆
nowing their they’re
That part actually hurt
I thought I had a stroke.
Do you smell toast?
I could, if i bought some.
Yeah this part sealed the deal for me that this is rage bait
On Halloween they were passing out candy AND ALCOHOL
My sister and her husband pass out cotton candy for the kids and cocktails for the parents on Halloween. They are the favorite house on many people’s trick-or-treat route. They’ve done it for so long that kids that grew up in the area are grown and excited to bring their own children to their house.
Thats cute as fuck :)
We’ve got a guy who’s a wine distributor. On Halloween, adults get to try and compare a few different wines. Love it.
I know this is not the point of this but raking (and mowing) lawns needs to stop being a thing. It’s bad for the lawn, the plants around, the essential bugs, and bad for the environment. Even aesthetically, it looks bland and stupid.
I do think lawns need maintenance but not every Monday morning at 6AM holy shit fuck you lawnmowers.
I think monoculture lawns look really cool and doubly so if they are neat and clean with some nice landscaping to pair. It can be gorgeous.
Unfortunately, it’s unethical, unsustainable, and I will avoid it myself, but to say it looks bland and stupid seems like your prerogative is to shame other people into doing the right thing. Which, good luck with that.
That’s fair, probably just my subjective opinion. But i don’t understand why so many people don’t find a diversity of plants and colors more beautiful and simulating to the mind than a monoculture. It’s your prerogative to think it looks nice too i guess.
A lot of people don’t have the artistic capability and aren’t willing to put in the effort to make an entire diverse yard landscape look good, let alone maintain it. Now, when well done, of course a diverse yard can also look great.
But, it’s not like you can just neglect your yard and mother nature will bless you with a beautiful ecosystem in time because of your good intentions. You’re going to be dealing with dead shit, non-native weeds, non-native insects. And depending on where you live there might not be a whole lot of anything lively to look at entirely naturally occurring.
You have me curious what your landscape looks like if you are a homeowner.
I also think it looks really wasteful and ugly. Seriously I dont understand how beauty is in the eye in the beholder in this case.
in defense of kansas karen, having a neighbor that smokes weed all the time sucks. that shit reeks ass from a block away.
I find the same thing with cigarettes tbh. I wouldn’t mind my neighbour doing it if she didn’t smoke my old brand, though…
Not that I’d ever say anything
I think it smells heavenly, so that’s subjective. I’d probably get along better with my neighbors if they were smokers.
… Why are you defending Karen anyway??
Because there’s nothing wrong with people who don’t want to smell something they find offensive all the time.
I agree, from here on out I will have this mentality towards people who smoke cigarettes near me, thank you!
Revving your engine every time you come home is asshole behavior though.
I was thinking the same, I’d like more context though, if it’s a quick throttle blip (or like if they’re driving stick and need to reverse the car up a slope) could be understandable. If they’re bouncing it off the rev limiter for a minute that’s a different kettle of fish. Given the rest of the post I’m erring on the side of it being blown out of proportion.
I’m going to guess it relates to their neighbour trying to get the mayor and 911 to evict them from their legally owned home…
This is the first time I’ve seen a red circle without knowing what it’s supposed to be indicating. It centers on the number of shares??
I think it’s to point out the first comment having more likes than the post itself.
I think it’s to link “I want them to move” and “I need them out yesterday”
People agreeing? Yeah idgi either
Should contact the FCC about theír illegal solicitation of being the first neighborhood to get Google fiber?
Fake rage bait 🤷♂️
I also did a double take on that sentence, what an odd thing to say.
Turbo Karen lol. How neighborly, bet she’s a Christian.
I mean, I do have a neighbor that does rev his bike under my bedroom window and listens to loud music a lot. It kind of gets you at some point.
I had those neighbors growing up. Loud parties until 1 am on school nights, constantly revving their motorcycle. They also parked a boom lift in their driveway and I’d routinely wake up to their teen son looking in my second floor bedroom window.
Surprise, talking with them didn’t help anything. My dad helped by getting me earplugs. My mom told me to stop bothering her by having needs.
Yeah but like…would you consider having a normal adult conversation with them about it before calling in the police?
I didn’t call the police and I had a conversation which lead to a worse behavior for a time. I just ignore them now, but they’re still a nuisance. And I am talking about a 40 year old man, not some adolescent…
Right on, sounds like you did the right thing. fwiw, I figured as much…my comment was more a commentary on the FB/Nextdoor post from OP.
Sorry about your luck, I’m sure most of us have had bad neighbors at some point, I know I sure have. It’s such a bummer too because it imposes on your sanctuary of home. Doubly so when it’s a grown-assed man acting like a petulant teenager. Hope things mellow out for you in the near future fellow lemming
If all it took was a normal conversation, it probably wouldn’t have been a problem in the first place.
Are you surprised Karen is acting like a Karen??
Unless I misunderstood and you’re genuinely asking the person you replied to, but, careful, seems like a closeted Karen if ya ask me.
This is EXACTLY why I will never be part of a HOA.
Don’t even need HOA for this. This is what half of the posts on any Nextdoor or town Facebook page look like. There’s an internet-based firehose of impotent rage simmering just under the surface of every “quiet” suburbia in the US and it’s all this same type of shit
Yeah, but see here’s the thing. I don’t care what those people say. I’m not legally obligated to give a shit what they think of me.
Whereas with HOAs, if they think your door handle is the wrong color, you get fined. And it’s legally binding.
But these fuckwits on facebook and whatever the fuck other apps, can eat my entire asshole, as I give them the finger.
How is it the neighbors fault that you’re in the first neighborhood to get google fiber
They ruined her lawn.
My assumption is that neighbor got Google fiber and during install they had to run the fiber across their lawn to the junction box. My neighborhood has Google fiber. There is an access at the street every two houses.
All the trees leafs falled into my lawn and know I need to rake it
All the
treestree’sleafsleavesfalledfellintoonto my lawn andknownow I need to rake itThat hurt to read. Please encourage your children and neighbors to learn how to read and write. You can’t even blame autocorrect because neither leafs nor falled are words in English.
Also, “i have to rake it”. Do you though? What did the Earth do for the millions of years before we came along with our goddamned rakes? Just a global flood of leaves, I guess.
Considering they’re in a neighborhood with a HOA, they might have to rake the leaves or get slapped with a fine. Many HOAs are strict about lawns.
Not saying they’re justified in trying to get their neighbors evicted. I’m just playing devil’s advocate here.
Fair point.
Forget the red circle, what’s up with the last sentence? Is it so hard to read what you wrote before you hit send?
I don’t think their all they’re 😀
Imagine, if you will, this bitter, hateful collection of skin folds wedged into her motorized chair, wheezing, tossing the oxygen hose back over her shoulder while her fat little unmanicured thumbs angrily throw themselves at the mucous-stained phone screen…over and over and over…like little raging marinara-covered kamikaze pilots, with little to no regard for spelling, grammar, or hygiene. The phone makes its best effort to autocorrect the jumbled barrage of entitlement being ejaculated into it, but in reality, it just wants to die - just like her husband.
Dumb top reply considering all of their complaints are about stuff that is not contained to the neighbors property, except the google fiber thing which is just bizarre.
As soon as you’re making other people smell or hear something you’re making it their business.
All noise pollution defenders deserve to never hear their own choice of music without someone else’s bassline cutting through it.
