I do believe that would be more like a minotaur than a centaur

Reminds me of My Very Eager Mother but at 533%

i mean just spit on it, really

Peeetahhh

someone please add a big red square around the arrow and red circle I almost missed the crucial nothing it pointed it at

Neigh, I don’t think it is

I love this pun so much I tattooed it on myself so as a french canadian I appreciate it

gay frog sex?

I don’t think Darth Vader would say this

Sorry, keep getting stuck on Mytha’s bossfight

I keep baiting out her grab attack somehow unintentionally I swear

de biggest beefsteak

No

Food advertisement? At this time of year? In this corner of the internet? Localized entirely in @cattywampas@lemmy.world comment?

Let it be known, if it is too costly to shape my ashes into a spear and shoot it into the heart of the sun, or to build a statue of me Conan-posing on a throne of skulls surrounded by scantily-clad babes, just put me in a coffee can with some fireworks and light the fuse

Alf! I remember Alf. He’s back, in PAWG form

The ouroboros of choke sex

That said, I have had people who’ve contemplated murder while I sleep because of my loose and slutty soft tissues flapping the night away

Having almost always been the rebound guy, I found those messages flattering snd lonely at the same

the S stands for hot

there’s been more of them lately, I suspect a containment l**k (censored to not get them too excited)