Figure 2. Because its silly and I refuse to need a more elaborate reason in a shitposting sub.
Out the blowhole
1, because 2 sounds& looks like this.
Neither
Brass instruments require the buzzing of lips in addition to the air in order to work. Since most of the dolphin’s air comes out the blowhole, but that has no mechanism to vibrate like lips it’s impossible.
3=1+2 self duet you ever think of that
Dolphins would probably prefer the saxophone
Like this, according to some expert in this field:
Yep, Futurama would never fuck up the science
Both.
Second one but it would be fashioned as a hat or an underwater helmet.
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Do you play the trumpet with your nose?
Dolphins don’t have noses, and their tracheas are completely separated from their mouths.
Superior design.
As someone who regularly aspirates, I feel this.
Do dolphins get colds? How do they breathe when they have a plug of snot wedged in there?
Questions I’m not sure I want to know the answers to.
Oh I do! For us, having that bypass if our noses are plugged is extremely helpful. Do dolphins have those same problems?
A dolphin would shove the trumpet up its cloaca (I think they have cloaca’s) because they’re horny monsters.
1, because we do not play trumpet with our noses.
Dammit I really wanted to well actually to brag about my friend’s nose whistle act. SHE IS SO COOL
Dolphins aren’t mouth-breathers though.
They seem to move their mouths to speak. That implies they are mouth breathers
Speak for yourself
