because we don’t get enough social interaction and we’re desperate to at least have some people read a thing we said online, and ideally actually reply to it

no it isn’t

being standard isn’t an excuse, it makes it even more egregious.

i wish agents would at least try to not be insufferable about it, tell me “yeah i know, that’s the way it is” or something so i don’t feel like i’m trying to communicate with some sort of advanced fungus colony…

there are 2 solid low-cost mobile carriers here in sweden, and i literally do this with them. Just hop back and forth every 4 months and you get some sort of deal every single time.

It’s profoundly stupid and makes me hate modern society just that little bit more.

translated: you get to fleece the next person who wants to own a house in an utterly fucked housing market

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Mathematics

because they’re parasites

i have never seen these for use by customers, but they’re very popular at the traditional street food (“grill”) places here in sweden still. Very convenient for the staff to just spritz some ketchup onto your fries before handing them to you.

i would absolutely be corrupted by wealth, it’s just that it’d corrupt me into a mad train model enthusiast who buys a huge piece of land to construct a “model” resort with smol steam train-styled trams, which are fully functional and the whole thing just actually being a quite nice place to live full-time, simply because i desperately want to see it exist.

The mad part is that the old-timey cozy vibe is enforced by contract, everything is themed and you must dress accordingly and avoid obvious use of modern stuff while in public. Cars are verboten, as are e-bikes and scooters.

unfortunately eloff muscovich ruined that one

i sorta like it for the same reason i like long fingernails, the obvious inconvenience is just kinda hot 😳

it does rather rely on your feet not looking gnarly and misshapen, though… And i think you really need to round off the nails a bit, having them square just looks unmaintained.

the whole point of the rainbow flag is to not put a representation of literally everything you can think of, and instead using the rainbow (which IRL contains all the colours we can see) as an umbrella.
So yeah no let’s ignore that and just slap on one symbol for every specific identity we can think of, oh hey if you squint your eyes the flag is just white now!
😭

also like, he’s already been hard and genuine, why does he need to keep trying? he made it, he got popular and make music about how his life sucked and whatnot, just retire.

i want to slot my phone into the computer like those cars where you insert the remote as a key.
The phone should have all the important data, and the computer is basically a smart dock that can be used on its own but when you insert the phone it’s a seamless experience.

at least they chose to do it at a really fucking funny time and place

cooked, right?

right?

yeah, eating is as least as important as berries

it’s fucking baffling, even the people we all remember as being the definition of evil are also remembered as being quite serious (in public at least), but modern fascists seem utterly hell-bent on being remembered as parodies that were somehow 100% real

that’s a confident assertion with 0 evidence