Look he’s been travelling through time and space for thousands of years and spent billions of years dying repeatedly in a time loop, i don’t think he gives a shit about some patient in surgery when there’s a chance to get his end away.
Specially if he gets to tap peak Billie Piper or Freema Agyeman.
He will tap 'dat four times
A masterful joke.
Best comment in this entire conversation thread!
Was operation successful? Whatever it takes, man.
Article says the patient was under general anesthesia and being monitored by the assistant anesthesiologist, the doctor was the main anesthesiologist, not the surgeon. So there wasn’t really any risk.
…it’s always the OR. And I don’t understand how, cuz in the OR there’s always a full team of people working in tandem, so opportunities to just disappear without being noticed while fucking a coworker or patient are pretty much nonexistent.
Actually maybe that’s why it’s always the OR lol: folks fucking each other in other units just aren’t getting caught.
That or we’re just the Florida of the hospital. /shrug.
I swear it’s the personality type that chooses to work OR/ER. They’re super over confident, ADHD, adrenaline junky personality types that thrive in risky situations.
Imaging dept has ample opportunities. “We’re shooting, stay out!” Yeah, shooting loads.
Ugh, this felt personal lol my ex was an X-ray tech.
Man, that show really went to shit…
I have to admit, I wasn’t expecting this plot twist out of a BBC science fiction show.
Also, his name is “The Doctor,” not “Doctor Who.”
His name is actually H.H. Gregg.
Ha. Real ones remember.
Holy shit.
porn trope.
He felt the patient from the inside, turned to the nurse and said “I wanna fuck you like an animal.”
His whole existence is flawed. He really thinks he is god.
He just wants to be perfect. To become somebody else.
… he broke apart his insides
(Help him) he’s got no soul to sell
(Help him) the only thing that works for him
Help him get away from himself
the everfucking fuck, he’s an anaesthetist. anyone else in the OR can skip out for 15 seconds to fuck, he can’t.
15 seconds?
oh look at johnny 20 seconds here
Are you sure
Yep it’s in the rules.
Anyone but the anaesthetist. They are supposed to wait until after the operation, but the advantages they get to take their time.
TIL Doctor Who fucks.
I really which they would change these headlines. “Doctor that-“ is perfectly acceptable and doesn’t make me think about Doctor who lol. I see them regularly
it gets bigger on the inside.
Timelords are canines, confirmed
Doesn’t Matter Had Sex!
If the operation went well, I wouldn’t care what my doc got up to during surgery. If it was really that much of a distraction and they can knock it out real quick I say go for it
honestly I don’t even care, at least the doctor wasn’t fucking the patient
That would have been better. The problem seems to have been leaving the operating room.
I’d be mad too. Why leave? I wanna watch!
Why did they put a time lord into the operations room, anyway?
Who is this doctor anyways‽
Was the operation a success?
Anjum was absent from the operating room for eight minutes and the patient came to no harm.
8 minutes? Disappointing. Hope the nurse found someone better.
That’s why the doctor needs the practise.
That poor nurse… With the removal of gloves, coats and other items, followed by the replacement of them, that leaves little time for her. This dudes a two pump chump.
came to? Oh shit what happened after he woke up?
and the patient came too, no harm !
He could’ve done it in 2 minutes if they’d just allow him to fuck inside the OR.
