This really is a shitpost.

The poo dropped right on someone’s car.

The Lord works in mysterious ways.
All shit leads to Brisbane, I guess.
I don’t recall the trade name, but my uncle had a service that utilized Laserdiscs to remove poo.
It was a huge upgrade from his Beta Max.
and they float into the sky where they turn into stars
This is incredible. It’s works just like climate change stuff! Sure, burning gas with a car produces CO2, but then it floats away and it’s “not your problem”! Carbon dioxide? More like carbon-BYE!-oxide!
This has Metal Gear vibes.
In the same vein (Kojima) I was going to say Death Stranding.
I cannot stop laughing at the first photo with the dog looking like it’s actually watching the flying poop go up. What even lol
Unrealistic without hauling around a huge heavy tank of helium.
Helium tanks wouldnt be heavy though, dummy!
The empty tank itself is heavy.
Human waste management systems in a nutshell.
Out of sight, out of mind.
Out of flight

Literal shit post
oh, oh! … wait! … oh! … I see it!!! … it’s over my house!!!
Was looking for this comment. 👏

really expecting that gif to end differently

Is that Jack Black?
i hate that it looks like jack black playing jim carrey playing andy kaufman
First thing i asked myself when i saw this picture.
getting a worse rating than shallow hal is wild
Immediately added to my watchlist…
Which is crazy because that movie is funny.
Yea honestly it’s a great movie with a bit of a lesson tucked in. How does a jack black and ben stiller movie have 7%? lol
Yesss was going to comment this!
First thing I thought of when i saw this post!
That’s so weird, I was just talking about this movie today. Probably the first time I’ve mentioned it since I saw it 20 years ago.
I absolutely hate dog poo bags. People will bag the poo the just toss it on the side of the trail. FFS you’re just adding plastic to the poo and making it worse. I would rather just have poo all over the trail instead of hundreds of plastic bags filled with poo 10 feet from the trail.
Yea you’re supposed to throw them in the bin not the ground, tf is wrong with people?
Have you met “people”?
I have, but most of them aren’t USians
Agreed, it’s gross seeing poo bags on the trail.
I have a dog. I scoop the poop. I use bags that claim to be compostable and I put them in the bin. I don’t like carrying a full poo bag. That’s why I have a little scent proof zippered I hang from my leash. I don’t leave the bag on the side of the trail and lie that I’ll totally pick it up on my way back.
At home I use these magic corn based ones that dissolve in the toilet.











