Magnificent. A+
Those balls are clustered together like sticky nerds candies. Must be ai.
Dashcon got their shit together
How else will they lure children?
It’s to attract the maximum quantity of children
How else is he gonna attract all the kids?
Oh, so that’s why it’s also called the pedo pavilion.
You realize how filthy it’s gonna get?
I dread to even think…
This but every single ball is covered in gold spray-paint.
Only vaguely relevant but they say that ball pits are nearly universally contaminated with poo. Giving a kid<8 a ball pit terrifies me
Bazinga
Oh my god. It’s the Epstein Ballroom. That’s the name.
Yes, that seems suitably inappropriate. I think we all expected a lot of balls to be out in that place from the start.
I’ve heard the new monstrosity being referred to as the Epstein ballroom a few times. I’m pretty sure it’s just some clever joke, but is there any actual confirmed name for this new abomination?
Pretty sure I saw a headline that he was going to name it after himself.
I hate him just as much as everybody else does, but I honestly saw a headline that he has no intention of naming it after himself.
I think officially it’s the “Amazon, Apple, Comcast, Google, Lockheed Martin, Meta, Microsoft, Palantir, T-Mobile presents the Epstein Ballroom”.
Carl’s Jr, Costco, Starbucks, & Brawndo.
“sponsored by the immortal flavor of Charleston Chew!”
makes me wonder if ten years later we will have Trump’s list
