You’re gonna eat the dildo?
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Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.world•🔥Leaked copy of the Epstein Files🔥
6·6 days agocock ring falls onto the floor making a loud thud
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Not The Onion@lemmy.world•Nicki Minaj to spotlight plight of Nigerian Christians in UN speech arranged by White HouseEnglish
7·6 days agoI only respected her for Steven Universe.
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Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.world•THIS is real. There is an app that allows you to text with Jesus
21·7 days agoDamn, you saw this first.
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Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.world•THIS is real. There is an app that allows you to text with Jesus
9·7 days agoThat first sentence had me startled.

EDIT: Looks at second text. Is this secretly Winn Adami?
Not as crazy as the side job with Grimes in Cyberpunk 2077, which suspendedly he was in the studio for at times.
Doesn’t matter unless they work at HQ in Irvine. Still wouldn’t matter then.
hopesdead@startrek.websitetoPolitical Memes@lemmy.world•Article: Musk aligning himself with global far-right, anti-immigration Neo-Fascists and using X to spread hate, says The Guardian
441·15 days agoDidn’t we leave over a year ago? JFC are people slow.
If they had gotten the same actor who played the college football player, that would have made it better. They made a call back to the sketch in one of the East-West Bowl sketches where a player is named AY AY RON.
I feel like this could have been a Key and Peele sketch.
Pretty much one of the best sketches they did.
If one of you’ll says some silly ass name, this whole class is gonna feel my wrath.
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Not The Onion@lemmy.world•FIFA to award new peace prize at World Cup draw in WashingtonEnglish
34·18 days agoI don’t even follow sports, and I was outraged by Russia being awarded host in 2018. All the experts said England should have won that bid.
I genuinely want to know the search query that gave this.
hopesdead@startrek.websitetoPolitical Memes@lemmy.world•Who's ready for quantitative easing in Q4?
134·24 days agoIronically, this looks like AI. Those people don’t look real.
hopesdead@startrek.websitetoPolitical Memes@lemmy.world•Sneak peek at the Epstein Ballroom
6·28 days agoYou realize how filthy it’s gonna get?
She killed those puppies.
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Not The Onion@lemmy.world•Kia Is Giving Away 'Nostalgic' Motor Oil and Gasoline-Scented Car Freshener to EV BuyersEnglish
22·1 month agoMy mom bought a BMW from her cousin that had an odd fuel line. Nothing was technically wrong but you could smell the fuel when the engine was on. Eventually she gave it back.
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Technology@lemmy.world•Amazon Allegedly Replaced 40% of AWS DevOps Workers With AI Days Before CrashEnglish
6·1 month agoI don’t know what that is.




I still don’t understand it after all these years.