I genuinely want to know the search query that gave this.

Ironically, this looks like AI. Those people don’t look real.

You realize how filthy it’s gonna get?

She killed those puppies.

My mom bought a BMW from her cousin that had an odd fuel line. Nothing was technically wrong but you could smell the fuel when the engine was on. Eventually she gave it back.

I don’t know what that is.

Rufus would probably tell you there is no such thing as Rufus.

“Home Soil” is TNG.

It’s not literally a cradle of filth?

Does Bender actually say bags of mostly water? Because that is a Star Trek reference.

The sex appeal of # Kate Winslet.

THAT SONG IS ABOUT SEX

No

Please don’t say artisanal. That is a bullshit word. There is such a thing called speciality which is a technical term for coffee that is graded at 80-100 points. If you are using words like artisanal or gourmet, you are not knowable. Those in my opinion are bullshit words that make poor quality coffee sound fancy and super gross.

I only drink speciality.

https://sca.coffee/research/what-is-specialty-coffee

Back in 2019 during the commodity crisis when the price was below a $1, they pretended to contribute lots of money to helping their farmers. The company publicly announced they were donating money to the farms they owned. That amount based on available financial data suggested that that money was equal to a single afternoon’s profits.

The point here is that Starbucks could have been contributing to the falling price of commodities, which they should have released more current financial data for. More transparency would have given a better idea if they were having a positive or negative impact. What this all boiled down to was simply saying what they paid their farms. If they did that, it would have been better.

https://sprudge.com/the-starbucks-traceability-tool-is-not-a-transparency-report-167713.html

No it is not.

Please don’t consume Starbucks. They have a reputation for buying from farms in Brazil and Guatemala that employe slave labor and child labor.

EDIT: Starbucks also abuses the Italian language. None of their drinks are what they claim to be. That mocha you had is too large to be a mocha.

What the fuck am I looking at?

I just choked on water reading this.