I remember having these types of dispensers back in grade school, 30 or do years ago.
When you want some mayo just suckle the teat
You just want to try to deep throat and see if you can get to the label, we get it.
These also exist for toppings for ice cream, like chocolate and caramel. So jokes about using these directly in your mouth… It probably happens. (Although those are so very hard to press)
be right there honey
i just need to jerk off the ketchup onto my fries real quick
I’ve never seen these used for condiments, but I used to see these being used all the time on soap dispensers in workshops.
I thought you were gonna say lube
We had these in norway, but it’s probably been well over a decade since I last used one. They are fine, but honestly, there are better solutions with hand pumps which just seems better in every way.
Condiment condom is right there
So do you just wipe them off before putting your mouth on them or is the culture such that you trust the last person wiped it off already?
Both
I feel like I’m in the minority here. I’m not a huge fan of condoments.
Same. Only one I can think of I like is marinara with bread sticks. Everyone always acts surprised when I eat so much stuff plain or just throwing salt on it.
condOments
I have, depending on the time of year, a hot sauce wall/cabinet/shelf-in-the-bookshelf. That ignores my quarter fridge of homemade salad dressings
Excuse me, zat IS ze normal way.
I don’t know you but you do seem friend-shaped, so therefore: Hello!
Oh now I see lol
I also went through Frankfurt Airport recently and have squeezed those exact udders. We’re udder brudders now.
did you kiss the
blarney stonemayo udder too?
Evolution would arrive at the most efficient without external motives.
If it wasn’t for the tariffs I would try to make an export to the common american. It would be stuff like this and soap magnets and other low tech-high tech wonders. Oh and glass pearls, definitely glass pearls.
I’m just gonna be honest with you, because it’s what decent people do: it’s been a real long time since I wanted to milk anything so badly.
