Deep-fried Reese’s cups. You know you want it. You want to dip them in strawberry jam, and top them with whipped cream, and a chocolate sauce drizzle. It’s okay, we won’t judge you.
You also want chocolate-coated grilled peanut butter and jelly sandwiches with mint chocolate-chip ice cream. Just… try it. We won’t watch. Just the one time.
I’ve genuinely never understood how people can stand chocolate and fruit together. Or fruit and coffee for that matter. Chocolate and coffee taste kinda similar to me though so those mix well…
But fruit with either is just super nasty to me.
All that said, the best chocolate I’ve ever had was some imported thing that tasted vaguely of raspberry, but wasn’t actually supposed to. It was just chocolate that got stored with other candies.
If chocolate and coffee taste similar to you, I can see why you wouldn’t like it with fruit!
I like chocolate with my fruit (berries, apple even) but I don’t care for fruit in my chocolate bars, funny enough.
Idk how other countries do peanut butter, but ours is usually sweetened. Goes great with candy, dessert, acai bowls, milkshakes, pancakes, crepes, etc. etc
Then there’s the Elvis Presley burger… Though I haven’t tried it so I won’t knock it😆
Yeah but… Reese peanut butter cups 😍
Real. Peanut butter in general is so ass. Basically every other nut butter is superior yet Americans love to shove that gross, musty shite into everything.
There are virtually infinite things to shit on us Americans for, and most of them deservedly so. But this one ain’t it.
Give me peanut butter and chocolate or give me death.
I was going to comment exactly this, except I’m not American
gives you peanut butter and chocolate
That being said, this regeme might still give you death if you happen to be too brown.
peanut butter brown
or
chocolate brown
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Peanut butter brown is an African American with jaundice. So yeah - still too brown for current administration
Isn’t that the same? If you’re eating peanut butter and chocolate together frequently, you’re probably not long for this world…
I’m pretty sure it is ragebait written by an American. Non-Americans don’t really care about this at all.
and banana!
This is so undeniably, objectively true.
Peanuts end up in everything because they’re very cheap, not because they’re that good.
Peanut butter is … fine. That’s all you can honestly say. PB&J is edible at it’s best, and then only rarely. Reese’s is a testament to how easy it is to sell coagulated sugar and salt. Bougie peanut butter cups are just polished turds.
Thai is the only cuisine that knows what to do with peanuts.
they hated jeebus
It ok, I forgive them, they know not what they do.
Get out.
Reece’s is NOT peanut butter. Not even the same flavor profile.
undeniably, objectively true
proceeds to provide personal opinion
And an undeniably, objectively false one at that!
“Objectively” is the new “literally”. People are just out there throwing it in sentences without knowing what it means
It is an objective truth of our reality, not subject to opinion or reasonable discussion, that peanuts are subpar on average and average at best.
The peanut mania that grips this nation and blinds people to objective fact has you in its tentacular grasp.
W R O N G
Sometimes I put peanuts on top of my peanut butter toast.
You sir are worse than hitler.
This is truly a shitpost. That man is wrong and should feel bad for ever having uttered that nonsense.
I don’t want to upvote anyone and want to downvote everyone.
Pineapple on pizza
Ham and pineapple complement one another with saltiness and sweetness. One amplifies the flavor of the other.
If you put canadian bacon next to the pineapple, its delicious. Also, really important to have pineapple that’s not super fibrious in a mixed dish.
I think we think it goes together because of Reese’s. Like we see it as some classic combo. Ill say I’ve tried the combo several other ways and it really only works when the peanut butter is extremely, extremely sweet.
Oh, FUCK THAT. World War III it is.
Peanut and choc you said?
Counter point - Justin’s dark chocolate peanut butter cups 🤤
Abysmal take. Chocolate ice cream with frozen peanut butter swirled in is proof that god loves us.
as Katt Williams would say: god made that
That’s typically Dutch though
