Felt that this deserved a proper image and macro to counter the intentional low effort shit people post.
say it quickly
Say it loud and there’s music playing
Say it soft and it’s almost like praying
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Lol! This is perfect
I 👏 never 👏 said 👏 he 👏 licked 👏 my 👏 asshole.
Captain Kirk is licking an asshole. Why is he licking an asshole?
Because it was there!
Prime directive.
And yet somehow people think tones in Mandarin are difficult.
That’s why I shout every word, to leave it ambiguous.
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I never said he licked my asshole.
- I don’t kiss and tell, but it’s true.
I never said he licked my asshole.
- He didn’t lick my asshole.
I never said he licked my asshole.
- I need some plausible deniability here, but he definitely licked it.
I never said he licked my asshole.
- Somebody licked it, but it wasn’t him.
I never said he licked my asshole.
- He fucked my asshole.
I never said he licked my asshole.
- I’m not a tramp. It was someone else’s asshole.
I never said he licked my asshole.
- He definitely licked me somewhere else.
It could have more though.
I never said he licked my asshole.
- Somebody’s asshole got licked, but he and I were not involved. Also could be: I licked his asshole.
I never said he licked my _ass_hole.
- He licked my pussy.
I never said he licked my asshole.
- I merely implied he did something to it.
