Felt that this deserved a proper image and macro to counter the intentional low effort shit people post.

  • hperrin@lemmy.caEnglish
    20·
    4 days ago

    I never said he licked my asshole.

    • I don’t kiss and tell, but it’s true.

    I never said he licked my asshole.

    • He didn’t lick my asshole.

    I never said he licked my asshole.

    • I need some plausible deniability here, but he definitely licked it.

    I never said he licked my asshole.

    • Somebody licked it, but it wasn’t him.

    I never said he licked my asshole.

    • He fucked my asshole.

    I never said he licked my asshole.

    • I’m not a tramp. It was someone else’s asshole.

    I never said he licked my asshole.

    • He definitely licked me somewhere else.

    It could have more though.

    I never said he licked my asshole.

    • Somebody’s asshole got licked, but he and I were not involved. Also could be: I licked his asshole.

    I never said he licked my _ass_hole.

    • He licked my pussy.

    I never said he licked my asshole.

    • I merely implied he did something to it.