Aircraft shot down over shallow waters can even turn into coral reefs! Wow!

Is this from the dementia test Trump took?

Restricting social media for old people would prevent more harm.

It’s still free, though.

Marco Rubio apparently doesn’t have enough shit to do at work.

When I grow up, I want to be a skeleton cowboy.

Bullying of weird young men in high school is about to double.

Don’t worry: the people who were promising that all that stuff would lead to prosperity are doing just fine. Better than ever, even.

I live in a pretty busy car dependent city, and I usually put my daily commute into Google Maps just to get advance warning about traffic jams or wrecks.

Not to mention all the family and friends who no longer speak to me because of my fanatical, belligerent support for Bill Clinton.

I’m beginning to suspect these Nazi folks aren’t very honest.

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Probably can’t do this unless you’ve already bought it.

Wait til you see what cats do to a rat…

We need to keep our voters angry

I have an amazing idea

Is being devoted to a pedophile even more disgusting than being a pedophile?

Of course not, but it’s still pretty pathetic.

The only thing I can appreciate Elon Musk and Peter Thiel for is their tireless work proving that being too rich causes mental illness.

The only thing that will signal (to me) that this is a movement with any oomph will be if they start endorsing primarying sitting senators and members of congress.

Am I a monster? No, it’s the children who are wrong. That’s why we blow them up.

This post made me give just enough thought to corn on the cob that I’ve decided to quietly and nonchalantly eat it in a corkscrew pattern this Thanksgiving just to mess with anyone who notices.