I am out of the loop. How did today become rapture day? I am having family members being silly about this. How did this even start?
My wife told me about this last night, just another doomsday cult pulling a date out of their ass… Not sure which one.
Google says:
Oh, fucking TikTok… naturally.
People big dumb.
A South African pastor had a dream and God told him the rapture was today. He posted and it went viral.
Oh nice a real answer! Thanks :)
Because religious people are stupid and easily manipulated. Hence why they are religious to begin with.
There have been so many predictions on endtimes which is kinda funny since the whole specific biblical thing about that not happening. Still preachers will preach it like they are not contradicting their whole religion. I mean like propserity doctrine so…
Well you see the Reasonablists book the park for today because the Ice Cream social was yesterday. So Zorp the Surveyor will come at dawn to eat our faces.
Better get your checkbooks ready!!
I’ve been carving flutes for the last six weeks.
You can cash it tomorrow.
Hail Zorp!
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Some one read a book somewhere, did some shitty maths without converting ye oldy calendars with modern calendars and decided today was the day it all ends.
But it won’t, every rapture day has been a lie.
THE END IS NEAR!
^(what exactly is ending is subject to interpretation)^
The end is near, for a given value of “near.”
Will there be a cool Ender Dragon fight in the End?
The end of my lunch break 🫤
All Hail Zorp!
What do you mean? Every rapture day has been absolutely true. We’ve been raptured many times so far, like every other year.
How do you know? Maybe all the true Christians really did get raptured, and that number just happens to be zero. This kind of does seem like hell on earth.
No unusual missing person reports today. Hmmmm did you say “true” christians?
The vermin rats are having a party on “rature” day. Buy them some cheese.
yes-yes. Honor the great horned rat, by offer-giving cheese, man-thing!
Apparently some ultra religious tik tok accounts are saying that they know when it’s going down regardless of the bible stating that no man will know the day or the hour.
We watch if Australia goes offline then we know the hour.
Aah Y2K-Bug memories :-)
Because these people think they know better than God Himself, thinking they can infer the date of the rapture from religious texts.
you’ll find out at 2:00PM PST ;)
Well, shit, I knew I shouldn’t have disabled push notifications…
huh, it’s 0400 on wednesday in new york and everybody is still here sooo
Thanksgiving family dinner sure is going to be interesting.
Today is just Tuesday, you have been misinformed.
That’s the day M. Bison came to my village!
Oh I dont believe it one bit. Even in the bible it says we wont know (like a thief in the night) so its funny to hear all this online.
Wednesday here, no rapture. Surprise surprise.
Got me, I only heard about it yesterday
