“You know the kind of guy who does nothing but bad things and then wonders why his life sucks? Well, that was me.”

Who was Earl jr.’ dad?

When did Pillboi become a professional wrestler?

You know what they say. You fuck ONE goat!

Props to your mom for “Monkey Fucking, Kitty Bitch!” I’m gonna steal that. It’s mine now.

Buoys outside of America they’re pronounced the same.

Fuck yeah, just give the ancient Greeks hindu-arabic numerals and watch them lose their minds. Teach Zeno calculus and watch him try to prove it wrong.

Oh God Melina made him watch a movie with subtitles didn’t she?

No I can’t see a horse here, that’s why we’re guessing.

Seriously I’m on Lemmy and nobody’s said “The Princess Dick” yet!?!? You people are getting lazy

Yeah and it’s amazing that they took this crazy idea from a kids cartoon and made it work!

Am I crazy or didn’t we see these in Big Hero 6?

I’ve been carving flutes for the last six weeks.

Well you see the Reasonablists book the park for today because the Ice Cream social was yesterday. So Zorp the Surveyor will come at dawn to eat our faces.

All Hail Zorp!

Yeah it too hard a problem. Like what about fusion places? I guess if we’re talking about only being able to eat in one region I guess we have to admit NYC is OP with so many different immigrants from around the world you’ll be able to find anything there. I can’t tell if NYC is in H or G but that’s one to pick.

But that takes out all the chalange because all the regions have major cities and therefore all sorts of restaurants. I mean you can get good Chinese food in Buenos Aires I know and most other regional cuisines. I mean then New York City is op and everyone else is second place.

Yeah but the real cuisine from Australia is grubs, roo meat and berries.

Look in those eyes, he want’s to kill you he just can’t.