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Return_of_Chippy@lemmy.world to Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.world · 1 day ago

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Return_of_Chippy@lemmy.world to Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.world · 1 day ago
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  • /home/pineapplelover@lemmy.dbzer0.com
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    Earthquake

  • agamemnonymous@sh.itjust.works
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    The problem is obviously “Not having a blown out screw hole on either side of the bedpost”

  • ☭SaltyIcetea☭@lemmy.ml
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    this reads like a facebook post

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      I am 14 and this is deep

      • MasterNerd@lemmy.zip
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        Deep in something alright

    • Jyek@sh.itjust.works
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      23 hours ago

      It looks more like a bed post to be.

    • lumpyluggage@lemmy.world
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      There are SO many awful jokes on Lemmy. I really want to know who the average user actually is. Sometimes I think it’s boomers, sometimes it sounds like 15 year olds who haven’t had sex yet.

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        Don’t forget the boomers who haven’t had sex yet.

    • Return_of_Chippy@lemmy.worldOP
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      Thank you

      • CluckN@lemmy.world
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        Be careful I think they meant Facebook not facebook.

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    Oh! I know! It’s on a boat. Added so the bed won’t move during the storm. Right?

    Right?

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      Correct. This is for the motion in the ocean.

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        I got this notion that the motion of your ocean means small craft advisory.

    • Meron35@lemmy.world
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      15 hours ago

      Daisy Cruiser on easy mode

    • justdaveisfine@piefed.social
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      23 hours ago

      Its a storm alright

  • MoonManKipper@lemmy.world
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    I don’t know about your bedpost but those fasteners don’t look adequate to me. Especially into plaster board

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      The problem being solved is having a friend who is a drywall contractor who needs some extra work

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      Bet they screwed into metal anchors they sunk in first. Unless those are literally just woodscrews going into drywall lmao.

      • THE_GR8_MIKE@lemmy.world
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        You are giving this photo a lot more credit than I would.

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        Those are wood screws into gyprock. That bracket is just stamped sheet steel.

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    This is to stop your bed from flying away when you read books

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    Antihurricane strap obviously

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    No that doesn’t fix it! Shove a pillow in the gap… I mean, uh nothing to see here.

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      I’m gonna shove something in your gap but it ain’t a pillow

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        And they say romance is dead.

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    A friend of mine was showing me his newly acquired box-bed. I dont know how to describe it, but it has a big space in the center to store things and a movable wooden deck.

    So, he opens it and the deck was all slided to one side and he says “idk why it keeps sliding” with his wife on my back.

    I suggested him to ad some friction to it

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      Were you giving her a piggy back ride?

      • Siegfried@lemmy.world
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        No, what? She was pegging me /s

        My english skills are not really good… she was “at my six” in the sense that i couldn’t see her face and yet, i could sense her expression.

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          Oh! Gotcha. She was “at your back.” Sorry for the unintended criticism, I assumed it was a typo I was teasing about.

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            On the contrary, thank you for correcting me

            I will leave it un uncorrected cause it looks funny

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    Omg it is for seks

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      My innocence!

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      🤭 🫣

      U guys wildin, u can’t just talk about that stuff!!!

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    Theft!

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      you af

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    The bed is Ikea that’s been assembled a second time and would collapse without it 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

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      The only bed I’d call good that I’ve ever had came from Ikea. I don’t understand why do people keep buying budget things and then shitting on the entire brand. I also got a standing desk from Ikea and I was surprised by how sturdy it is. You can get a bed for €100 and you can get a bed for €1000. It’s not Ikea, it’s you. My standing desk was €800

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    I finally get it. It’s not “wedlock”, it’s “bedlock”. Which seems like a kind of like a bikelock because it is made for securing a vehicle. Easy. Now I get high score on English test.

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    Not all walls can remain upright by themselves and some need the assistance of a sturdy bed to continue doing their job. Truly an honorable bed.

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    Prefect. Now when I leap into bed from a sprint from the hallway it won’t skid halfway across the room anymore.

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