Does my dog count?
I don’t think I’ve ever seen that dudes image and it not be this meme about potatoes, I’m sure we can do more with him.
https://knowyourmeme.com/memes/people/super-sus
So much potential!
But his name is Tater O’Malley
They are Super SUS, a trash videoblogger discovering abandoned industrial locations with half of their thing being in their unfortunate appearance, half in doing stupid and dangerous stuff for views, and I’m pretty comfortable with them not getting more traction. I watched a couple of their collabs with other youtubers, one being with him swimming in, allegedly, irradiated water in Chornobyl, and it gave off some hate-based freak circus vibes.
Huh, fair enough, an irradiated potato he shall remain.
Also potatoes
Pretty sure this is why we eat them so much. To control the population. It’s fucking self-preservation. Look at this eldritch fucking bullshit:
And that one’s still a baby!
Where is the fucking soil?!
we don’t need that where we’re going
Where is my water, Summer?
Potatoes only care about darkness
If they’re not at Morton’s Harbour, you could try checking all around the circle.
Potatoes: Become poisonous from a touch of sunlight because they would be too plain and basic veggies without having a fucking defensive mechanism against their discovery on the surface
The only truly bad way to eat a potato is raw.
If you really wanna eat something close to raw potato, try jicama.
