I enabled autocomplete and:

I am sorry for your reply but it is a great day to have you in your office this morning to be a great person and you have a wonderful life with me too much as a datapack to you can you help us out for the iewps of our life in a way of the fediverse of our family members who is in our prayers for the fediverse of the iewps we have been done with the fediverse and zote we have to do so i dont mind sharing the iewps and the fediverse are the best things we have been doing for you all of use it wasnt and you can always call us in the fediverse and we can make a good decision on how we are and what you do for our family members to do it and the iewps is the best we have been doing for a long year of our lives and our lives in the fediverse of our country would have on a very good idea and the fediverse and zote of our lives and our family is a great and prosperous year of our life in a datapack year old man and the iewps family is the one that is a good friend of the fediverse of the year of our lives and our lives and our lives and our lives and our lives and our lives and our lives and our lives and our lives and our lives…

Autocomplete gibberish with very random words that I have typed more than once

my assumptions: “fediverse” why so much of this, i dont mention it much “zote” because of talking about the silksong dlc announcement yesterday which is basically hollow knight zoteboat “datapack” because discussion in a minecraft server discord about datapacks “iewps” was an organization on the previous iteration of that server, there was a whole hypocrisy controversy around it, this was 6 months ago

the question is: why is it learning while i have autocomplete off the iphone is spying i should get a linux phone

I don’t think my keyboard is as smart as y’alls:

I’m sorry for being me home something yummy later lunch w friends giving was nice if you can add dog food and peeps still love you.

I’m sorry for being a good friend

I’m sorry for being.

I’m sorry for being a bit of a grump but I don’t know what to do with the kids and I don’t know what to do with the kids and I don’t know what to do with the kids and I don’t know what to do with the kids.

I’m sorry for a coyote calling from a cold therapy in a mates with and she wants a cold weather in Cabo through last Saturday night that’s all I was given

I’m sorry for being late 3rd party but we were not sure if we could make a logical decision to go back and see if I can make it to be over a few years later this week and then we journey to the next layer to get the muscle in a tube.

What the absolute fuck?

I’m sorry for being a jerk but I’m just trying to help people understand that you are a person that I don’t know

I am sorry for being

Oh right my auto complete is off because i hate when my keyboard sends what i type to a server

I’m sorry for being

I have predictive text disabled, but this still jibes.

I’m sorry for being so busy with work and I was busy with work and I was busy with work and I was busy with work and I…

Yep, that tracks.

I’m sorry for being overstimulated

I’m sorry for being so late but I’m just getting ready to leave and then I’ll be there in about an hour or so.

Mood.

I’m sorry for being so rude to you but I don’t think I can do it for you anymore I don’t know why you are not replying to me anymore I don’t know why you are not replying to me anymore I don’t know why you are not replying to me anymore I don’t know why you are not replying to me anymore I don’t know

I’m sorry for being a bit rude to your friend I think it’s because you were a bit of an awkward guy to be with

the fuck?