Warm apple pie

Just thinking of that makes me shudder

“I hath been overwhelmed by flowers and proposals! Won’t someone free me of the endless jewellery?”

Hugs from a nice person. The apocalypse is going to be really depressing I’ll need the love

That is a ridiculous suggestion. Clearly OP has already soundproofed their sex dungeon and wants to know how to use them next.

There’s a huge amount of women plus Trump’s comments about women. It makes sense to believe them

Your friend has told you a very unusual set of circumstances that sounds awful. Has he had as many women accused him of abuse as Trump has?