i only announced the 10 minutes to add to the challenge of breaking into your house. i am already entertained watching you check the obvious spots with your remote cameras and drones.
i however, am your subconscious and ive been here the whole time. you ready to remember your most embarrassing moments as you fall asleep?
oh shit you live in house of leaves
you got em. but your airco was running linux too and it doesnt work coz you keep copy pasting code from github. your feet are no longer frozen in place, but you’ll never feel your toes again.
😂 i need to make a new account. im too exposed. well its fresh if its not cured. no nitrates.
the swarm of radical yet safety conscious teacup piglets are wearing helmets. so the skateboard doesnt kill em. but the pocket knife is effectively a sword to them and they die by your hand. you survive and now have enough bacon until the next onslaught
THEY are figments of your imagination due to the fever you are running. your mum comes in with chicken soup and sees you fighting imaginary demons. you survive, but your mum tells the story every christmas for the rest of your life.
you make it work out, the monster is now buff but had a heart attack from the exertion. you survive.
they are fish, the rain has flooded the area and thats how they are coming. too bad you’re feet are frozen in place. the water is rizing. i didnt stick around long enough to know if you survived.
you throw a robot at an actual human. you got em. youre alive but sad that you misjudged someones humanity. you will live with this for the rest of your life
oh shit. youre right! death by snake bites
they are snakes. head stomping works. congrats you survive…for now
theyre coming! what you got near you to kill one with and defend yourself?
well shit
ill look into that thanks. never heard of it
guess that’s what im doing already but without bread or bacon. should be easy. thanks
can i wear the suit of armor?
damn if this just a casual visit. what is christmas like at your place?
a liar would say that. you are good at this
so much fluff in their findings. makes me think, they didnt research shit. this is gonna be terribly implemented.
their attempt wont be the end of the free web. but people will leave because they dont want their data breached by yet another bad actor. its just making the web more dangerous instead of safer.
no one has the tech and security to handle this. its waaaay too early. the breaches are going to substantial and continuous.
good luck Australia. stay safe.
THEY are your inner demons. you dont set yourself on fire, but do begin strangling yourself however they go quiet before you pass out. your mind is clear, you reached enlightenment. every time you close your eyes God sits before you on his throne and tells you that you are the first to truly reach enlightenment and are worthy of taking his seat…but do you?