9:59 and counting.
commenters explain how they defend themselves
replies, tell them who THEY are, and if commenters were successful.
good luck!
sudo kill THEY
Followed by a witchhunt for the person who has been messing the with airco, causing my feet to go cold.
the rain
they are fish, the rain has flooded the area and thats how they are coming. too bad you’re feet are frozen in place. the water is rizing. i didnt stick around long enough to know if you survived.
Extra hard for me, because I lie in bed with Long Covid. But luckily there is an electrical outlet and a multitool right next to me. I strip one of my extension cords and can use it to electrocute them. Thanks to shoddy work the breaker won’t flip.
The off hand is wielding the multitool. I just have to decide between the pliers for crowd control and the knife for extra lethality.
THEY are figments of your imagination due to the fever you are running. your mum comes in with chicken soup and sees you fighting imaginary demons. you survive, but your mum tells the story every christmas for the rest of your life.
i use my 27 inch monitor as a shield while using my logitech joystick as a cudgel. if needed, i use my steam deck as a throwing weapon and short the battery of my Vape to use it as a fragmentation grenade.
THEY are your twitch chat. youve been streaming to 0 people just waiting for 1 measely viewer. finally you get raided. you try to be open, but your hiding your authenticity behind your monitor. you start to get nervous as more viewers stream in. not knowing what to do you turn to gimmicks and try playing kingdom come 2 with a joystick. the chat is hype training. but its not enough for you. you decide youll make a clip that you can make a short from as marketing for future streams. you pretend to get angry and throw your steamdeck across the room hitting your vape that explodes. the clip is epic, but a twitch mod gets jelly of your success and bans your account. the chat is dead, your career as a streamer is dead. but at least your not vaping anymore.
I attempt to shatter my ceramic coffee mug and fashion a makeshift shank. I biff it, hit an artery, bleed out. I declare victory from beyond the veil on the grounds I prevented them from killing me
