I will show you my cat. After, I’ll show pics of my cat. I have some boardgames, if we start to play, the cat will come so we pet him.

I have a cat that refuses to shut up. Ask him anything, he will scream at you. He will only stop if you ask him about Israel. Sometimes.

Noir movies and mst3k. Although I did get the supernintendo working recently

I can teach you how to swing a sword

You have a choice. We can watch Ninja Turtles, read Ninja Turtles, or play Ninja Turtles.

We’re BBQing! I’ve got a couple of nice tritips and some some sausages from the local butcher, freshly harvested corn from a local farm, and I’ll make some garlic bread. I’ve got a few beers from my favorite local brewery, an unopened bottle of eagle rare 10 year, and can break out a couple of nice cigars if you’re in to that.

The temperature on my back patio is a nice, comfortable 77f with low humidity and just enough of a breeze.

Almost everyone in this thread is a terrible host, Jesus Christ.

Sorry, OP.

I’ll be naked when you get here. I think I have a strip of bacon left and can make some more French Toast.

You can watch me practice and fuck up the same riff for 3 hours straight if you want

Get in loser, I’m teaching you to selfhost

Gotchu Bro/Sister:

Wife’s already got Fellowship of the Ring Extended (of COURSE) ultraHD in the player.

I’ll pop us some popcorn, and gladly point out all the fun trivia, like how when Aragorn kicks the helmet in Two Towers it was so legit because the actor ACTUALLY BROKE HIS TOE.

Why did I mention Two Towers when Fellowship is in the player? Heh. . .you didn’t think we were stopping after Fellowship, did you?

The doors are already locked and planned bathroom / snack retrieval breaks are posted on the wall.

We can play lego LOTR on my PC I have 2 controllers.

I’m home now, but if someone is going to give me a 10 minute warning, I won’t be when they get here.

I’ll show you how to install Archlinux

I’m pretending to not be at home.

You can hang out in the back yard and hand-feed our 100+ pound giant sulcata tortoise. She’ll come “running” if she sees you have treats (e.g. lettuce).

You can keep the puppy busy outside so she doesn’t have to worry about “forgetting” and doing that inside (puppies are trouble).

You can fish off the dock or swim in the pool. At night, I can setup the projection screen and we can watch some old movie out back and roast marshmallows at the fire pit.

Or you can just hang out with me in my garage/office and lose endless amounts of time watching the 3D printer print something (as is tradition with 3D printing!).

Also have a rather large robot to play with and an awesome HTPC setup and wifi 7 with 2 gig Internet. Actually, forget all that other stuff; 2 gig Internet is living the dream! 🤣