9:59 and counting.
I’m pretending to not be at home.
I have two gaming PCs, a Nintendo Switch, PS5, and a Steam Deck. If gaming is not your thing, I am a coffee snob, so I can entertain you with my coffee brewing gear or we can dial in different roasts together.
If even coffee is not your thing, I am also a hobbyist woodworker, so maybe we can build something together.
If all else fails, you can play with my dog, relax in one of my 3 hammocks, mess with my cats, we can go ultralight backpacking, you can play the piano, we can make scented candles or soaps, or I can teach you programming. I also have lots of books!
Welcome to my ADHD life!
Exact same answer, except no hammocks, candles, soap or PS5 but I might have some weed.
I’m home now, but if someone is going to give me a 10 minute warning, I won’t be when they get here.
You can hang out in the back yard and hand-feed our 100+ pound giant sulcata tortoise. She’ll come “running” if she sees you have treats (e.g. lettuce).
You can keep the puppy busy outside so she doesn’t have to worry about “forgetting” and doing that inside (puppies are trouble).
You can fish off the dock or swim in the pool. At night, I can setup the projection screen and we can watch some old movie out back and roast marshmallows at the fire pit.
Or you can just hang out with me in my garage/office and lose endless amounts of time watching the 3D printer print something (as is tradition with 3D printing!).
Also have a rather large robot to play with and an awesome HTPC setup and wifi 7 with 2 gig Internet. Actually, forget all that other stuff; 2 gig Internet is living the dream! 🤣
I have a cat that refuses to shut up. Ask him anything, he will scream at you. He will only stop if you ask him about Israel. Sometimes.
We can play lego LOTR on my PC I have 2 controllers.
You can watch me practice and fuck up the same riff for 3 hours straight if you want
well im currently naked.
Coffee and conversation, like normal people?
finally! love playing pretend as normal people. let me start. “how bout that weather eh?”
Gotchu Bro/Sister:
Wife’s already got Fellowship of the Ring Extended (of COURSE) ultraHD in the player.
I’ll pop us some popcorn, and gladly point out all the fun trivia, like how when Aragorn kicks the helmet in Two Towers it was so legit because the actor ACTUALLY BROKE HIS TOE.
Why did I mention Two Towers when Fellowship is in the player? Heh. . .you didn’t think we were stopping after Fellowship, did you?
The doors are already locked and planned bathroom / snack retrieval breaks are posted on the wall.
You can have a cup of tea, I’ll put on a Beethoven record, and then you can untangle and sort all the stuff in my big box full of old cables, chargers, components, and adapters. If you find a micro usb cable you can have a cookie.
finds a usb to usbc that does power and data transfer. wonders if its worth at least a brownie
I will leave you in suspense on if I will open the door.
Laser pointer
I’m going to work
But you can help yourself to my gaming PC.
Ask you to help carry my old stove out to the curb and see if you want to troubleshooot some wiring
