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  • EponymousBosh@awful.systems
    1·
    2 hours ago

    I’m not at my place right now. If you come to my friend’s place where we’re at, you can have a donut and maybe pet the cat.

  • higgsboson@piefed.socialEnglish
    1·
    3 hours ago

    I do not live somewhere people can easily just stop by, particularly if they are not invited. No friend of mine would come here without checking first. Even my family would call or text first.

    Uninvited guests are met with an armed response from a polite but firm home-owner. How it plays put from there is going to depend how you behave when I inform you visitors are not welcome. Yes, I am also fun at parties.

    • phonics@lemmy.worldOP
      11·
      3 hours ago

      i only announced the 10 minutes to add to the challenge of breaking into your house. i am already entertained watching you check the obvious spots with your remote cameras and drones.

      i however, am your subconscious and ive been here the whole time. you ready to remember your most embarrassing moments as you fall asleep?

  • Corn@lemmy.mlEnglish
    1·
    3 hours ago

    There’s shit to do here, but theres a pretty cool waterfall like 10 minutes down the road. Longer if we see a cow and stop to rub its face.

  • muusemuuse@sh.itjust.worksEnglish
    10·
    11 hours ago

    I have a cat that refuses to shut up. Ask him anything, he will scream at you. He will only stop if you ask him about Israel. Sometimes.

  • truite@jlai.lu
    4·
    10 hours ago

    I will show you my cat. After, I’ll show pics of my cat. I have some boardgames, if we start to play, the cat will come so we pet him.

  • Hasherm0n@lemmy.world
    4·
    14 hours ago

    We’re BBQing! I’ve got a couple of nice tritips and some some sausages from the local butcher, freshly harvested corn from a local farm, and I’ll make some garlic bread. I’ve got a few beers from my favorite local brewery, an unopened bottle of eagle rare 10 year, and can break out a couple of nice cigars if you’re in to that.

    The temperature on my back patio is a nice, comfortable 77f with low humidity and just enough of a breeze.

  • ivanafterall ☑️@lemmy.worldEnglish
    201·
    20 hours ago

    Almost everyone in this thread is a terrible host, Jesus Christ.

    Sorry, OP.

    I’ll be naked when you get here. I think I have a strip of bacon left and can make some more French Toast.

      • da_cow (she/her)@feddit.org
        3·
        4 hours ago

        I kind of did this to a friend of mine. We both got some 18 year old laptops that still run on x86 and we wanted to install Linux on them (arch specifically). We met at my place, and I started with trying to get it work. He meanwhile realised he needed something so I gave him my key and hopped into a skirt while he was away. When he returned I just turned ti him, made a “gun” with my fingers and said “I lied to you, I dont have Netflix. Take of your shoes, we are installing 32 bit Arch”. Funniest shit of my life.