I choose thoughts you’ve never had before.
Same person
Shit. Shut up and take my up vote.
Thing isn’t a disembodied hand, he’s a species that looks like disembodied hands. There is a photo of his parents who are also disembodied hands.
That would imply that all disembodied hand characters are from the same species and can reproduce.
Isaac Night?
I refuse to believe anything from the new Wednesday as canon. That bullshit is just using the Addams Family to sell dipping sauces at Wendy’s.
Therefore the hands fucked.
Wait there are new dipping sauces?
Fair, but also, Wenclair <3
Therefore the hands fucked.
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I’m sure there are, but no one needs to be worried about Addams Family cannon.
Might as well spend all your free time worried about Flintstones or Felix the Cat canon. The people making the media certainly don’t care to follow any of it, it’s not ever going to make sense. Just live in the moment and enjoy it for what it is!
look, I could do that, OR, hear me out, I could be mad on the Internet about shit that doesn’t actually matter. I know which one I’d pick.
Sure, whatever Hand Solo…
I’d like to not even know about it.
But Wednesday is like having an uncle you looked up to when you were young. But now he comes back as an alcoholic who lost his apartment and is staying with your family and you’re both older now and both changed.
You can’t avoid him when you visit your family because he’s rooting through the fridge in his stained tightly whities well your sitting there trying to have coffee at the kitchen table. You’d like to ignore him and remember the fun uncle of your youth, but there he is constantly digging in his ass and sniffing his fingers in your presence. So you feel like you might need to say a little something about his change. Like what the fuck happened to uncle Mort? I used to love Uncle Mort.
Wednesday is scratching her balls in front of me all the time retelling stories differently than how I remembered them. It’s a lot for me to take in. I’d rather remember them when I liked them.
This is oddly specific.
I’m concerned this might be about more than just a tv show.
Well Uncle Mort did say he’s looking for his own place soon. Just recently we gave him a bit of cash to buy a suit so he can go job hunting. We do think it’s odd that his job interviews are always on Saturday nights downtown.
Come to think of I don’t remember seeing his new suit. Uh oh…
I guess you got more into it as a kid than I did. For casuals like myself, Wednesday is great
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Just heavy petting from what I heard.
I mean isn’t that cannon?
It does deserve to be fired upon
Oh, yeah, that glove is a slut.
Yeah I am drinking tonight
Pleaze, Thing is a married hand! Stop this filth!
Hamburger helper girl is a rubber girl.
They might have fingered, but that’s probably as far as they could get.
I feel like scissoring would be an option.
I don’t know and care but I just remembered that idle hands was a fun movie… I should watch it again some time
Is the a safe space to talk about how much i fucking despised the horrible Arby’s oven mitt mascot? That little piece of shit was the worst mascot ever conceived, and it made me unreasonably angry every time a commercial would come on with his stupid cunt face.
Very safe space and I hate it too.
I just read up on this creature, and it was voiced by Tom Arnold and cost 85 million dollars to create in 2003 money. Its name is literally Oven Mitt. It lasted only 2 years for all that effort.
Arby’s isn’t really a thing here and I’ve never known why people like it.
Sometimes you want the runs and fries
That’s insanity. No shade to Tom Arnold. That was the worse character I have ever seen represent a brand ever. I am so happy it failed but I wish the best for Tom.
