I’d fr love to try this. Im down with lots of pizza. Of course everyone on lemmy is discriminating, yall love to talk about how open minded you are, but just add some fruit to a pizza and witness the discrimination.
I’ve never eaten kiwi, so I don’t know what to say. I generally hate fruit. But the only one I do eat is pineapple but only on pizza.
If I had to describe what a kiwi tastes like, it’s somewhere between a lemon and a pineapple. More sour than a pineapple, but not so much so that you couldn’t eat it raw comfortably.
I would expect the cooking process to sweeten up the kiwi, but that is just a guess.
Pineapple is crunchy. That’s why it fits on pizza. In my opinion at least.
Woah I’m not that gung ho, I’d like to try this first.
real pizza fan
I’m not pizza racist. I just won’t eat deep dish consistently
I’d like to see the fruit chunked into smaller bits, a little think/charred red onion, some matchstick peppers, oregano and basil, maybe a light grate of lime zest.
FFS let people eat what they want in peace.
I am up voting both your comment and the pizza crimes one, because in practice I agree with you (and personally like pineapple but hate pepperoni, sausage, and olives) I do enjoy faux rage about it too.
Feel free to hate me then. My favorite pizza for a while was topped with
- chicken
- pineapple
- black olives
- sriracha
Eh, the only thing I dislike is the olives, and I’ve picked em off before. Sounds tasty.
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This is a breach of the Geneva Convention
It’s torches and pitchforks time people.
I’ve no clue why you’ve been downvoted twice for your amusing comment
Probably disgusting Kiwi-pizza eaters.
I am a dill pickle on pizza fan. Works well with red, but it really shines with olive oil, pesto, mozarella, some dill weed sprinkled over the cheese, then slice coins from the vlassic dills (or any crunchy salty pickle - not the sweet stuff. YUCK).
Fake outrage was funnier when we didn’t have real problems to argue about.
New Zealand style pizza: kiwi, chicken, and mutton as toppings. Guaranteed to make the new Zealander in your life very angry you attributed this to them
You don’t peel kiwis before putting them on pizza COME ON
Fuck yeah - I love to floss and pizza!
Do you mean kiwi skin? Or you talking about something else?
Yep, kiwi skin.
To be fair, it’s not that bad and wouldn’t be flossy at all, I just thought it was funny
I’ve always disliked kiwi, only recently discovered it’s because I’m allergic to it. Mild reactions so far but now I’ll just avoid it altogether because subsequent exposures can cause worse reactions.
You can pry my kiwizza from my cold, dead hands.
Needs more anchovies and pineapple.
Maybe some durian and Surströmming, too.
Now we’re talking.