Ugh I always hated having to put a jacket over my costume!

One year my neighbor’s mom sewed her a dinosaur costume and insulated it with a bunch of fleece batting, so the costume was warm enough she didn’t need a jacket. I was soooooo jelly!

Happy howloween Yukon!

Aww :')

Go on…

The food of the gods.

It’s pretty much a staple in the New Jersey food landscape and for good reason.

(Too bad for you they don’t have a ‘Taylor Ham’, egg, and cheese sizzli) >;)

Sure, that way I can get a pork roll, egg, and cheese Sizzli to fuel me before I go Trenton on your ass

Well first of all, that’s the standard greeting in New Jersey

As a proud New Jerseyan, I offer a hearty fuck you to whoever made this lameass sign.

Pork roll. I will die on this hill.

Yeah you could easily get them made on a machine at the boardwalk

I don’t know what the original context was for this video but I give a hard side-eye to anyone who films themselves crying and posts it for attention. Girl get a fucking grip.

Not in my house
Not in a flat
Don’t make me grouse
I do not want that!

Always makes me misty

Seconding this! I’m in perimenopause and started HRT this summer. It’s made a pretty big difference so far!

Cook food that he doesn’t like

Fuck that, make the check out to Cash!

Give it to me, baby!

This made me smile :)

For me, the dread begins right around Labor Day. It starts out small but by the time Halloween comes around, it becomes this huge sucking pit in my stomach. I really hate the holidays.