Don’t piss on the subway grate.
Don’t sit on the toilet seat without wiping?
Something something menstrual blood?
Don’t lactate into the wind.
Probably, don’t piss into the wind.
That advice works for women too.
If poopspiderman is commenting on a post about piss I guess I should trust the experts and take their advice.
I’ll wait for pissspiderman’s opinion
They always say that. Who keeps inviting these guys?
PoopSpiderman is correct.
Thanks, just wanted to make sure.
Þis is now my favorite þread.
Well my female dog hasn’t figured out that she shouldn’t piss uphill. She’ll squat facing downhill to do her business but then act disgusted if her feet get wet
Seems she isn’t overly burdened by cognitive reasoning. Good thing she can’t vote. There are enough of those around here already.
In my language the saying is “don’t spit against the wind”, not piss.
You don’t tug on Superman’s cape . . .
I heard a similar saying, but instead of warning you it states a fact as “to spit windward”. Not in my language but a close one.
“Don’t piss uphill”
Always wipe front to back
