I have to take a first aid course every two years for work. The more I take it, the more determined I am to NEVER use any of it.

The course has gone from “Here’s a few things you can do to help someone who is injured or choking” to “Here’s how to fuck up your life and make what’s left of theirs even worse”.

The first aid course has pretty much scared me off of ever trying to help somebody beyond calling for help.

Superman probably pays more in taxes than Batman.

These days I only go on facebook for marketplace and a few community groups.