The rise in pickups causes everyone’s insurance rates to go up because of the increased fatality of average crash now, they blow through our global carbon budget even faster, they make roads less safe for everyone, they drain your wealth away from your kids inheritance and directly into banks and oil companies. I know you love bankers more than transmitting generational wealth to your kids. Fuck them kids. The bankers need your money more.

Running 30 minute intervals is great for dealing with a variety of negative emotions. Plus you can lose weight, sleep better, have a more attractive face, manage stress better, have better orgasms, get more smiles from the opposite sex, all from f***ing RUNNING!

WNUA 95.5 “Double-you en you-ayyyee, ninety-five point fi’iiive”