UnderpantsWeevil@lemmy.world to Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.worldEnglish · 5 hours agoHard Out There For A Womanlemmy.worldimagemessage-square59linkfedilinkarrow-up1144arrow-down13
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minus-squareBitch Pudding@lemmy.ziplinkfedilinkarrow-up103·5 hours agoI thought this was somebody’s type
minus-squareMalica@lemmy.ziplinkfedilinkarrow-up1·14 minutes agoRescuing the gene pool, one moron at a time
minus-squarebumblefumble@feddit.dklinkfedilinkarrow-up7·2 hours agoTo be fair to the last comment: The Pink Panther could be either a leopard or a jaguar, it isn’t clear which one.
minus-squarezaph@sh.itjust.workslinkfedilinkarrow-up1·51 minutes agoTechnically the pink panther could also be a diamond
minus-squareDr. Wesker@lemmy.sdf.orglinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up39·edit-24 hours agoThis is somewhat similar to my raw attraction to toxic, dangerous women. I once had a woman casually say mid-blowjob, “I could totally bite your cock off right now.” I giggled like Ralph Wiggum and then we had mind blowing sex.
minus-squareUnderpantsWeevil@lemmy.worldOPlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up8·3 hours agoI need a legit survey of women who haven’t thought about this at least once. I’m convinced it’s half the appeal of oral sex. “I could be your last with a chomp and a twist, but you’re too horny to care”.
minus-squaredisorderly@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up30·4 hours agoIf you ever wrote a book I’d leave it on my coffee table as a conversation piece.
minus-squareTipRing@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up19·edit-24 hours agoI had a friend like you once, if he was into a woman there was guaranteed something dreadfully wrong with her. Like this was an actual conversation: Friend (excited): I just started seeing her, she’s amazing! The best thing that’s ever happened to me! Me: Dude, the last two girlfriends you said that about ended up in jail. Friend: No it’s different this time, she’s cool! She’s a gamer, we like the same music, she’s super chill. Me: Ok dude, I’m happy for you. Two weeks later Me: Dude, you ok? You look pretty down. Friend: My girlfriend likes to get into throw down drunken brawls with strangers every weekend. But this friend was also a weirdness magnet in general.
minus-squareMalica@lemmy.ziplinkfedilinkarrow-up0·12 minutes agoFight club crazy counts as crazy good in bed
minus-squareDr. Wesker@lemmy.sdf.orglinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up14·edit-24 hours agoI don’t think I’ve ever dated anyone violent, with myself or others, thank god. They usually just want me to piss inside them and stuff.
minus-squareMelodiousFunk@slrpnk.netlinkfedilinkarrow-up5·3 hours agoJust stay away from the nose and ears and you’re golden.
minus-squareMutantTailThing@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up3·3 hours agoThat feel when no fight club gf
minus-squareAmyAye@nord.publinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up5·3 hours ago“If this is your first date, you have to fight.”
minus-squareurthoughtsrbad@lemmy.ziplinkfedilinkarrow-up25·5 hours agoHopefully all these people can find eachother! Romantically walk off into the sun.
minus-squarerockSlayer@lemmy.blahaj.zonelinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up2·3 hours agoSuddenly feel like giving a sloppy toppy
minus-squareX@piefed.worldlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up2·4 hours agoGiven the Parker Solar Probe, I’m confident it’ll never happen.
I thought this was somebody’s type
Rescuing the gene pool, one moron at a time
To be fair to the last comment: The Pink Panther could be either a leopard or a jaguar, it isn’t clear which one.
Technically the pink panther could also be a diamond
This is somewhat similar to my raw attraction to toxic, dangerous women. I once had a woman casually say mid-blowjob, “I could totally bite your cock off right now.” I giggled like Ralph Wiggum and then we had mind blowing sex.
I need a legit survey of women who haven’t thought about this at least once.
I’m convinced it’s half the appeal of oral sex. “I could be your last with a chomp and a twist, but you’re too horny to care”.
If you ever wrote a book I’d leave it on my coffee table as a conversation piece.
I had a friend like you once, if he was into a woman there was guaranteed something dreadfully wrong with her. Like this was an actual conversation:
Friend (excited): I just started seeing her, she’s amazing! The best thing that’s ever happened to me!
Me: Dude, the last two girlfriends you said that about ended up in jail.
Friend: No it’s different this time, she’s cool! She’s a gamer, we like the same music, she’s super chill.
Me: Ok dude, I’m happy for you.
Two weeks later
Me: Dude, you ok? You look pretty down.
Friend: My girlfriend likes to get into throw down drunken brawls with strangers every weekend.
But this friend was also a weirdness magnet in general.
Fight club crazy counts as crazy good in bed
I don’t think I’ve ever dated anyone violent, with myself or others, thank god. They usually just want me to piss inside them and stuff.
Just stay away from the nose and ears and you’re golden.
That feel when no fight club gf
“If this is your first date, you have to fight.”
Hopefully all these people can find eachother! Romantically walk off into the sun.
I hope they’d wear sunscreen 😦
Probably not Benjamin
Suddenly feel like giving a sloppy toppy
Given the Parker Solar Probe, I’m confident it’ll never happen.