I did poop a lil’ bit

If you care to know, I just accidentally replied to the wrong post lol

I saw some mudcrabs the other day. Horrid creatures.

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I’ve kinda been feeling like a rotisserie chicken myself lately ngl

Argueing with idiots is futile because they drag you down to their level where they beat you with experience

auFgaben

Scheisse!

German is wild. Sometimes its like the spacebar was never invented and you get such beauties as Rindfleischetikettierungsüberwachungsaugabenübertragungsgesetz

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This is some Microsoft Word tier layout gore and I love it

Obviously it’s puttanesca

Future historians will look back to the period after the Corona pandemic and call it the Great Fuckening

Are you trying to say you don’t drive a landfill?

Where I live I can just call in sick and theres literally jack shit they can do about it.

I for one welcome our Lord and saviour Jesus ChrAIst

You may soon find out that the Illuminati’s legal tender is Apple gift cards

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Calm down Nermal!

I didn’t know my GP was on Lemmy

The black holes or the bruxism?