NSFW 🥵
I should call her.
That looks whorable
I should call her.
Make sure you show her this picture and tell her that’s what made you think of her.
She would be thrilled to hear from you
You were right. She got really sassy about another of my ex’s family, then stopped responding. Playing hard to get, the saucy minx.

Are you a trans woman?
Context: search for it and you won’t regret it!
You can also have my Orange
Carving time
The two times the ER gets traumatized yearly: Halloween and… the one that shall not be mentioned…
I hear those dossile tones, from that dark skinned chanteuse dawning red apperal. Like a lovecraftian drone that slowly winds up in pitch, slowly becoming more audible, more perceivable over time, as it’s mantra like message envelopes the land, like a sonic plague…Never mind, don’t read that, it will curse you.
I was gonna make a joke like bussy but… Pussy… Just doesn’t work
Pumpussy?
Kinpussy for us southern folk.
Not bad, not bad
That’s… apt? Appropriate?
AI slop
This image is literally older than android phones.
September 23, 2008. FUCK.
It was a secret cabal of AI users who went back in time to make this in 2008 powered by adrenoch-…
ok I stand corrected
I see a “stalk” as well so looks like it’s a hermaphrodite pumpkin lol.
Don’t

Have someone squeeze the pumpkin so the wet stuff comes out and it looks like the pumpkin is pooping in your mouth.










