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Mickey7@lemmy.world to Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.world · 26 days ago

Got my pumpkin today. All ready for Halloween

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Got my pumpkin today. All ready for Halloween

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Mickey7@lemmy.world to Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.world · 26 days ago
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    26 days ago

    NSFW 🥵

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    I should call her.

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    26 days ago

    That looks whorable

  • potoooooooo ☑️@lemmy.world
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    I should call her.

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      Make sure you show her this picture and tell her that’s what made you think of her.

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      She would be thrilled to hear from you

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        You were right. She got really sassy about another of my ex’s family, then stopped responding. Playing hard to get, the saucy minx.

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    Are you a trans woman?

    Context: search for it and you won’t regret it!

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    You can also have my Orange

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    Carving time

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    The two times the ER gets traumatized yearly: Halloween and… the one that shall not be mentioned…

    I hear those dossile tones, from that dark skinned chanteuse dawning red apperal. Like a lovecraftian drone that slowly winds up in pitch, slowly becoming more audible, more perceivable over time, as it’s mantra like message envelopes the land, like a sonic plague…

    Never mind, don’t read that, it will curse you.

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    I was gonna make a joke like bussy but… Pussy… Just doesn’t work

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      26 days ago

      Pumpussy?

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        Kinpussy for us southern folk.

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        Not bad, not bad

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        That’s… apt? Appropriate?

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    AI slop

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      Nah.

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      This image is literally older than android phones.

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        September 23, 2008. FUCK.

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          It was a secret cabal of AI users who went back in time to make this in 2008 powered by adrenoch-…

          ok I stand corrected

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    I see a “stalk” as well so looks like it’s a hermaphrodite pumpkin lol.

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    Don’t

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    Have someone squeeze the pumpkin so the wet stuff comes out and it looks like the pumpkin is pooping in your mouth.

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