thoae are vegan dildos
Even the pale one on top right has a foreskin
When you want the shit to go back in
why is it warm… WHY IS IT WARM???
Prophecy stones require you to heat them up near a campfire and grease them up a bit to work, duh.
So thats where the term “go suck a bag of prophecy stones” comes from.
And “go kick cocks”.
“Petrified turds… get yer petrified turds here!”
That’s coprolite!
I tapped the image thinking it was a video
Is this a turd or a dildo? turdildo?
that’s a dildo in a turd, like a turducken
I’m about to report and block for not tagging this as NSFW or maybe porn spam like a couple of post recently, but then i realised this looks like literal poop and it fit just right into this sub.
I’m betting on petrified poop
Turd shaped dildos for the freaky
Are they organic?
At least a couple are orgasmic. Hope this helps!
the drill sergeant said you couldn’t polish a turd.
They look like frostbite fingers to me lol
