- cross-posted to:
- memes@lemmy.ml
- cross-posted to:
- memes@lemmy.ml
- Yes but when you say them out loud you can adjust the lengths 
- I didn’t know what it meant to be hit so hard in he feels until this. - I was walking down “roading lane” yesterday and i thought that was bad enough. - If it helps, “monosyllabic” has five syllables. (Last time I mentioned this on lemmy I was bombarded by people who had a lot to say about it, though) - I mean yeah, I guess it helps empower my suicidal ideation. ta! 
- Do you happen to have the link? It’s Sunday here and I need fun. - The link to someone criticizing my use of monosyllabic? - Well the context made it look like it was about people having a “short vs long” this-thread-ish freakout on the fact that monosyllabic has five syllables, but sure why not. - Gotcha, sorry if I was unclear. It will likely take me a bit to find the link (it was a long time ago), but I’ll see if I can find it for you. 
 
 
 
 
 
- Lisp has an S. - The fear of long words is “hippopotomonstrosesquippedaliophobia.” - Queue has 4 silent letters, in a line. - Plough, through, and trough don’t rhyme, but pony and bologna do. - You park in your driveway, but drive on a parkway. - I before E, except after C, or when sounding like A, as in neighbor and weigh. We live in a weird society. - In Britain, post is delivered by the Royal Mail. In the US, mail is delivered by the Post Office - Read rhymes with lead, and read rhymes with lead, but read and lead don’t rhyme, and neither do read and lead. 
- They actually the same size, it’s just latin alphabet is stupid and doesn’t have a letter for sound SH. - Doesn’t the same apply for “ng”? That seems like it could be one letter. 
- Yeah, but ng could easily be one letter, it’s just not in English. 
- Long is actually longer, imo. - Say them out loud and see which takes longer. - It’s more like [lo:ng] than [long] like [bong] 
- Šort - Anyway, short in Estonian is “lühike” and long is “pikk” so we have the same issue - Pikk even sounds small, just like words have a certain phonetic sound. 
- Poland chiming in. “Długi” and “Krótki”. Same problem. 
- Hahaha, “pikk” means penis in norwegian - “Pik” in Dutch is also penis. 
- And the word you use for salmon in Norwegian means “spank” (noun not verb) in Estonian - Also I’m craving some røkt laks right now, could you mail me some? 
 
- long is “pikk” - Incidentally, “dick” in Danish is “pik” regardless of what dimensions you’re packing - Well I think ideally you would want a pikk pik. You may additionally want it to be jäme. - Jäme is thick? Delicious? Mighty? - Thick. But of course a mighty cock sounds good too 
 
 
 
 
 
- That problem disappears when you stop speaking English - Many problems do. Unfortunately, other problems, some if them worse, might START as a consequence of the same change, so not really worth it IMO 
 
- And the word “cum” is actually thinner than the word “water” but cum is still thicker than water (it’s a saying) - Viscous is the word you’re looking for. - Yeah, that IS longer than “water”, well done! 
 
 
- Big - SMALL- That’s just forced perspective. - This cow is small, that cow is far away. - Trump: cowfefe! 
 
 
 
- Is there a term for words that are self-descriptive? 
- Suburban Starkiller is right. 







