He needs to distract from:
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Fuck they found my porn mags
Algaerians… 🤷🏼♂️
Department of Defeat has a nice alliteration
It used to be a good tradition to exchange hostages with a peace deal. So that, well, you know what would happen if you broke that deal.
Given Trumps unreliability and general warmongering, I’d say we restore that tradition.
So how would you like living in Tehran for a couple of years, Barron?
“That’s why they call it the American dream: because you have to be asleep to believe in it” - George Carlin
A war nobody wanted
Correction, the people a narrow majority of USians elected to the highest offices did want that war. Some of them for decades. Because they’re in the pocket of Israel, that also wanted this war for decades.
Then those people soundly lost that war, and this is the fine you’re paying for that. Not just those people of course, but everyone.
If you wanna thank someone for it, punch the closest MAGA asshole and politely say ‘thank you’
Don’t ever link to the Express. Home of lies, exaggeration and fake news. Thanks.
Then what is that inflated valuation based on, Jensen?
Your wife has asked them to keep an eye on you
Charles de Gaulle is rolling in his grave laughing. “See, told ya!”
Can we pop this bubble already?
Great, become history then. Right now please, I’ll write the (small) book.
Looking for Mr D indeed
Stick-on dicks sounds like a great prep for public health policy indeed. What could possibly go wrong?
WTF is wrong with some people
Many other politicians are also very effective. Just not for their voters.