I hate the idiots in charge of this country.
Does anyone living in a sane country wanna do a greencard marriage thing? I’m a good cook, enjoy keeping my space clean, and am a fairly experienced flatterer, if that sweetens the pot any.
…pretty please? :(
Anyone want to do that for me too? I might be disabled but I am very funny, I can do pixel art so I can make stuff for you, I have good style and can help you dress well, I can sew so I can mend your clothes! You can also have all my steam games!
Please get me out of here :(
I’d marry you both but the UK doesn’t seem too far behind your shitshow :(
So we made it to the “Russian bride” level already. American Spouses
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Let’s all start some kind of legal harem. Or a really big “family”.
Say less, cousin Skuzz. I’m in.
Aye, cousin kelpie_is_trying, how’s the family anyway? Been a while.
I will suck literally anything.
Will probably be a MAGA coin that isn’t even legal tender so Trump can fleece his followers even more.
It’ll cost as much as a gold coin but will be made out of zink.
fake zinc?
Fake-zinc plated piece of fake iron
Gilded lead would be so funny.
I can’t imagine a world without Zinc.
It will be gold plated to be sold as “gold coin”
Nazi’s do not belong on currency. Also he was a nobody podcaster. He will be forgotten about and he is just another right wing murder statistic.
if they do, just draw penises on his face.
Stamp. Someone will come out with an easy-to-use stamp that defaces these coins in a uniform way that can’t be removed.
the strokes didn’t work, but seeing Charlie’s massive dome on a currency before his own crusty mug will definitely do it.
say hello to president couchfucker.
Can’t wait to use my kirk bucks at the strippers. It’s what he would’ve wanted
you have no power over me - cashless people
The federal government has a ton of power over cashless people what are you talking about
Literally all the power
can’t see his face on cash if never hold cash
That’s not what you said. And also that’s not true.
oh no, don’t put an ugly clown face on the currency i find ethically repulsive
as they tank the dollar and make an enemy out of everyone with any decency, what if they do that while clown money
It would be fun to draw little X’s over his eyes on every bill.
They are coins, so drill holes in the neck
Make it a bill so we can wipe our ass with it. Burn it. Deface it. All that fun stuff.
They’ll be going full China and make it a crime to deface the dear leader.
Trump will be in deep trouble for all that orange paint he sprays on Dear Leader’s face.
Horst Wessel
Chrlie Kirk: the Worst Vessel of the american dream
Someone ask chat gpt what the opposite of a wet dream is
Dry Reality :(
I will rob a bank just to burn those notes.
BOYCOTT MONEY!
Ah lads… You’ve gone too far now. C’mon. How in the name of sweet baby Jesus, Mary, Joseph and all his carpenter friends is this not an onion? C’mon now. Seriously.
The timeline jumped the shark. Reality is too absurd for The Onion to parody.
The more time passes the more convinced I am that we actually do live in a simulation. That our reality is some kind of TV drama that was actually supposed to end years ago but now the writers are running out of ideas.
We’re out here doing worse versions of decades old plotlines, the stuff that is “new” feels phoned in, we’ve got this huge cliffhanger in the Epstein files that is probably never gonna get resolved. Really feels like the show ships have ended back in 2012.
I mean I’m shitposting, but still.
I read this in Scotch/Irish
Then you read correctly!
