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UnCollaredCarrot@piefed.zip to Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.worldEnglish ·
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drink for the destination you want, not the one you have

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drink for the destination you want, not the one you have

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UnCollaredCarrot@piefed.zip to Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.worldEnglish ·
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      and dick washing didn’t save me

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