Turns out I am

1. quite allergic to Bad Dragon Cum Lube

2. disgusting and I get it all over me and not just my hands since hand and dick washing didn’t save me

I always wondered how these guys make it through life.

I understand its a position of authority and an air of confidence is necessary at all times, but gods damned dude

“You had a phone in your right hand”

shows a complete lack of a right hand

“…You sure you don’t have a hand?”

It has everything, it has AI, it has Jakub, it has Nazis, it has Nazi conspiracy theory, it has Starseed bullshit

All posted by Allah herself. Amazing