Good discussion of the rationalization of a fascist play. Only one criticism:
But this investigation will become part of the pattern and practice of this administration filled with aspiring fascists.
They’re not aspiring. They’ve sent in the military to take over a city from civilian control under a completely fabricated pretext with an underlying entirely political true purpose. That’s not aspiring fascism, that is fascism.
Send more DOGE staffers into the streets alone at night with their propeller beanies and oversized lollipops.
Damn, I guess Big Balls wasn’t enough.
Well Big Balls being beat up was done by Trump to distract from the Epstein files
IDK how much trump can really be blamed for this one - that idiot is a contender for ‘Most Punchable Face’ and in his vast wisdom decided to just go out and wave that thing around because he lives in a world where there’s no consequences for your actions.
However, your theory is far funnier.
what’s he gonna do, sue the criminals for not doing enough crime?
Claim things he doesn’t like are criminal acts, like carpooling, or eating pizza with your hands.
a pragmatic system of legalized crime through guilds, with the Thieves Guild and Assassins’ Guild handling their respective activities under the watchful eye of the Ankh-Morpork City Watch and the Patrician, Lord Vetinari.
Vetinari would be a massive improvement over Trump.
To be frank, even a dead badger would be.
Dead Badger 2028
I mean, if he wants a higher murder rate, that can be arranged.
Right? I’ll show up for some flag burning and effigies. Maybe we bring a guillotine and see where the night takes us.
Interesting, the national guard is deployed throughout the city because of the high crime rate. I guess it’s time to send them home and launch a congressional investigation while the media does round the clock coverage of “Guard Gate”.
Who knows donny maybe it’ll distract people from the Epstein files, it won’t, but maybe it will, either way donny boy you never know until you try!
Investigation concludes that the streets of DC may need an influx of crack cocaine to reintroduce crime into the city
I’m very critical of the orange buffoon but I have to hand it to him about his interest in crime. In fact just the other day I heard he is very interested in the crime of raping children…
Not just interested, historically invested. There’s a very, very good chance this man has raped kids.
It’s all in the Epstein Files that he won’t release.
If you want higher crime pay the criminals better!
