I don’t see the problem. My man just loves peaches.
Peaches come from a can, they were put there by a man
in a factory downtown.
And if I had my little way
I’d eat peaches every day
Sun-soakin’ bulges in the shade
From a fucktory? Yup peaches from a fucktory.
Peaches. I love peaches.
Crosspost to Shirts that go hard!
I could’ve sworn I saw this same shirt on there.
at first glance: “Oh, apples!”
but I knew better. so I clicked.
“yeah, I thought so.”
Wtf kind of apples you been eating?!
the “I really fucking need glasses” kind, apparently
Homes eats his gf’s clit.
“So, what did you think?”
“Golden delicious!”
“What?”
“That’s what kind of apple that was.”
“…what?”
Pls dont eat someone’s clit that sounds painful
Not as painful as picking one off a tree!
How about them apples
You know what it takes to wear that shirt in public?
A bola?
PUT. THAT. COFFEE. DOWN.
Plot twist: he’s a gynecologist
I bet this is just a souvenir of each one he’s seen
This is the kind of shirt that people who think the existence of queer people are not “age appropriate” wear.
I would wear this. It fucking slays.
People who think the existence of queer people are not age appropriate are not allowed to wear this by their church and imaginary friend.
Maybe I just have a filthy mind but it looks like various sketches of rear pussy
Two things can be true at the same time.
It would be incredibly generous of you to mark this post as NSFW
all those peaches
Urkin, the town rapist
Guys and gals, I know it’s hard without Lemmy NSFW, but ffs xD
There is… another…
Went on, nothing but archives, nowhere for me to post.
How is it nothing but archives? I’m literally posting from it.
Upvoted. And yeah, NSFW please.
Can someone please just tell me if this is supposed to be apples? We all know it does not necessarily resemble apples.
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