Distance and accuracy training.

I done had me a case of the hoary puffleg the other night, dagnabbit.

Depends on how much he pays the judge.

I probably wouldn’t have a giant picture window in front of the toilet.

If she does, can the Nobel Committee rule her prize invalid (and, therefore, Trump’s?)

Things take just that little bit longer to do. Walking somewhere, shopping, mowing, even getting ready to go out. I have to adjust my timetable, extend the time it takes to do things, which cuts into my day, leaving less time for the things I want to do. Which always happened, it’s just that now it takes longer.

And they’re classy enough to not rub our noses in it!

Hey! If you only look at the letters on the left, they spell C … U … N … oh. Never mind.

What are you doing?

Pride goeth … and it’s gonna be SO nice to see Trump, Miller, Hegseth, and the rest of that orange anus motorboating crew begin their life sentences one day.

Tucker & Dale vs Evil

Disturded

Why aren’t his earlobes and nose really long, given he’s over 200 years old, and a lot of old people have extra growth in their nose and ear cartilage? I’m sorry, but until this is addressed in comics, I just can’t believe Wolverine is real.

It’s the next Big Thing: Oil Cocktails!

They’ll never have that limp, soggy, and oversalted McDonalds feel like that.

McDonalds Rep: It’s not really fair you dug up Andre the Giant to hold our large fries in your picture.

If old Merrie Melodies cartoons have taught us anything, it’s that this is possible, Daffy Duck did it, and the government is going to ban all cartoons lest children run out and do it, even though they never have.

Me at 12:02am “Ooh! This distro looks interesting! I’ll just install it and configure it and add a few programs here and there”.

Me at 7:02am “Why do I always do this so late?!”

Exactly. Trump has already declared people photographing ICE, for instance, are ‘domestic terrorists’. He can make up whatever excuse he wants for martial law.

“Not enough people in Chicago are wearing MAGA hats. They’re not patriotic enough. They’re enemies of the state. Therefore, I’m declaring martial law”.

That sounds like I’m trying to make a joke, but I honestly wouldn’t put it past him.

Don’t wait for it to be declared, then figure out how to react. Organise general strikes to demand congress impeach him, and the rest of his bloodthirsty sideshow freaks.