- cross-posted to:
- memes@lemmy.ml
- cross-posted to:
- memes@lemmy.ml
“Who the hell are these weirdos?”
The guy asking:
Do you have a flag?
This look slaps though. The other has reanimated corpse vibes.
That fashion is 18th century.
Eh, close enough for making fun of colonialist bastards 🤷
And upper class. Not the kind of thing worn by sailors.
But dat ass is 19th?
Was about to say. That is very 1700s.
Imagine the European women with their pudgy, pale, balding husband, getting off the ship and seeing line of tanned, muscular, long haired dudes. It was at that moment that the husbands knew that genocide was the only way.
…and to think, all these years later…we still have pudgy fat pasty fucks fucking all of us up the fuckholes for the tallest dildo chair (regardless of race, gender or whatever other dumb shit that matters… idk, we just animals I think?)
Roanoke explained
The crew looked like skanks. The colonizers only did the weird dumb extra white folk shit to impress other extra white folk.
“You guys are Indians, right?”
“… No… We’re a completely different group of people.”
“Bah, you’re Indians.”
“You guys are Indians, right?”
¿Tlake kiijtoua nopa tlakatl tlen tetlajchiuia?
“Hmm, anybody on the crew speak Indian? No?”
Then the natives say something like “Just follow us to the village. Here, the village. <pointing> Village”
“Ah, they call this land Canada!”
Then later: “We’re at the village, do you want to trade? Trade? <motions>: Adawe”
“Oh, this village is called Ottawa!”
Okay.
^Proceeds ^to ^feed ^the ^racist ^greedy ^fuckwits
A new A24 film. Brought to you by Jordan Peele.
I don’t get it. That’s just uncle cletus.
Of course natives didn’t paint their faces.
Neither did Europeans in 1607.
No white American would have such obviously fake hair and skin colour now.
…and if they did; they DEFINITELY aren’t on the Epstein list
Technique and materials have been improved, style has changed.
Other than that, it’s still the same shit.
We poop. We eat. Some of us ruin the entire planet (not in that specific order)