I really hope no one at all purchases a couple hundred cheap single-board computers, installs cameras and facial recognition software on them, then distributes them to cities across the country. Please don’t do this.

And if you do, well… everyone makes mistakes now and then, but DEFINITELY don’t connect projectors to these “ice-melting” devices, mount them in hard-to-reach places, then blast the identities of gestapo federal agents onto buildings and streets in real time while they’re performing their duties! Now that would be very very double-plus ungood, citizen.