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violet08@lemmy.today to Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.world · 3 days ago

i have a very high libido and my shitposts reflect that, sorry

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i have a very high libido and my shitposts reflect that, sorry

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violet08@lemmy.today to Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.world · 3 days ago
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  • diabetic_porcupine@lemmy.world
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    If you think about it “I have a high labido” is just fancy talk for I’m fuckin horny all the time

  • whotookkarl@lemmy.dbzer0.com
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    I also have a high burrito

    Homer Simpson meme gif of him backing into a hedge replaced with pizza

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    Absolute non stop gooner behavior out of you.

    • violet08@lemmy.todayOP
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      https://youtu.be/tdiG3tv308M

      this is unironically how i feel 24/7

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        Go get some dick then lady

        • violet08@lemmy.todayOP
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          i do but i’m a stream of consciousness shitposter

          • kate@lemmy.uhhoh.com
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            stream of self consciousness lol

    • idunnololz@lemmy.world
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      I’m here for it /s

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    Bro you can’t post this I am trying to lose weight and stop sucking on random balls.

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      Sucking on balls is a low calorie activity

      • Fedizen@lemmy.world
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        For you, maybe.

    • 🇸‌🇵‌🇪‌🇨‌🇺‌🇱‌🇦‌🇹‌🇪‌🇷‌@lemmy.world
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      I find it’s easier to pick one.

      • 🇰 🌀 🇱 🇦 🇳 🇦 🇰 🇮 @pawb.social
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        One ball?

        • 🇸‌🇵‌🇪‌🇨‌🇺‌🇱‌🇦‌🇹‌🇪‌🇷‌@lemmy.world
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          And gain weight*

          • Billegh@lemmy.world
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            What if the other one gets jealous?

            • EmpathicVagrant@lemmy.world
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              You just keep switching. Savor one at a time.

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    What a great thing to see right when I woke up

    • LH0ezVT@sh.itjust.works
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      Oh no, you are now woke ):

  • GladiusB@lemmy.world
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    As I’m eating pizza. Bold Lemmy. Bold.

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    I just want pizza and a bad dragon other people have feelings which I don’t want to deal with.

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      Bad dragon is a shocking pull, but, nice.

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        Pulling is usually not the shocking part about bad dragons

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          Phenomenal response

        • Zorsith@lemmy.blahaj.zone
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          Depends on the model.

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      What if you slap your balls on my face and then I just leave afterwards?

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        Is this one of them rhetorical questions?

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      But what about pizza and bad dragon WITH someone? I haven’t spent thousands on my collection just to use them alone!

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      Pizza has feelings too ya know

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      Wandering Bard > Bad Dragon

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        I love learning about new companies. That’s two in one week. Wow!

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      I can confirm pizza and a bad dragon makes for an excellent evening

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        If you want an interesting evening try bad dragons and Taco Bell.

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          You are a treasure, please never change SMCF <3

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    i have a very high libido albedo.

    FTFY

    • sp3ctr4l@lemmy.dbzer0.com
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      i have a very high libido albedo asiago.

      FTFY

      FTFY

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        cheesy.

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    I too have a very high libido combined with erectile dysfunction.

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    Hot pizza cheese on balls does not sound pleasant.

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    “I’m sorry. This will happen again.”

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    Oh I just checked your profile. You’re that horny-ass gremlin horny posting non-stop. Not that I mind but I just thought it was multiple people lmao.

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      Finally someone who understund the “shitpost” assignment

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    so so horny

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    Oh my fucking god.

    … I could really go for some pizza.

    God just look at how that melting cheese is just dripping, pouting to be in my mouth.

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    You should send this to him

    • linux_penguin@lemmy.blahaj.zone
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      took this as inspiration to send and he said “we can do that!” 🫡

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        Nice. Fellow Linux user.

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