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minus-squarePiraHxCx@lemmy.dbzer0.comlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up131·1 day ago“I-I’m only reading the Twilight Saga to know if it’s appropriate for my daughter *sweats profusely* I-I don’t have a shrine to Edward in my closet!”
minus-squarefartographer@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up1·8 hours agoSounds like this sweaty man has a shrine of every Twilight character, other than Edward, in his closet.
minus-squareGalacticSushi@lemmy.blahaj.zonelinkfedilinkarrow-up4·12 hours agoDonald Trump was unironically obsessed with Edward Pattinson and Kristen Stewart’s relationships. Had multiple crashouts on Twitter about it. https://ew.com/news/2017/02/05/donald-trump-kristen-stewart-tweets/
minus-squareBananaIsABerry@lemmy.ziplinkfedilinkarrow-up3·6 hours agoConsidering he’s been heavily involved in the romantic relationships of many teenagers, it’s just par for the course for him.
minus-squareits_kim_love@lemmy.blahaj.zonelinkfedilinkarrow-up50·1 day agoDad was team Jacob all the way until the last book.
minus-squaresurewhynotlem@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up62·1 day agoAll adults I know are Team “Get Fucking Therapy You’re Like 100 Years Older Than Her Or A Dog.”
minus-squareits_kim_love@lemmy.blahaj.zonelinkfedilinkarrow-up28·1 day agoStephenie Meyer writing Jacob in the last book:
minus-squareAmadiohChess@lemmy.worldBanned from communitylinkfedilinkarrow-up1arrow-down11·1 day agoRemoved by mod
“I-I’m only reading the Twilight Saga to know if it’s appropriate for my daughter *sweats profusely* I-I don’t have a shrine to Edward in my closet!”
Sounds like this sweaty man has a shrine of every Twilight character, other than Edward, in his closet.
Donald Trump was unironically obsessed with Edward Pattinson and Kristen Stewart’s relationships. Had multiple crashouts on Twitter about it.
https://ew.com/news/2017/02/05/donald-trump-kristen-stewart-tweets/
Considering he’s been heavily involved in the romantic relationships of many teenagers, it’s just par for the course for him.
Dad was team Jacob all the way until the last book.
All adults I know are Team “Get Fucking Therapy You’re Like 100 Years Older Than Her Or A Dog.”
Stephenie Meyer writing Jacob in the last book:
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