Someone else would have bought these plums and treated them right.

My friends look at me crazy when I add Sriracha to my food. It’s not even that hot it’s just good.

Everyone hates Blobby.

Don’t cook dry beans in the crock pot. They need to boil or you’ll lightly poison everyone your feeding beans.

It would make my upcoming move way less stressful.

Is the Government spying on Schizophrenics enough?

I’ve found the color in a things name usually points to what color dye you can extract from it.

Me to myself every morning in the mirror.

They’ve started selling Pizzarolls with garlic or nacho cheese powder on the outside. They seem like a mess.

But then I can’t eat the fire demon.

A PC of similar capabilities would be far more useful generally than a PS5. All you would be giving up is exclusive titles locked to the PS5. I use my computer for a lot of things beyond gaming so it’s not much of a comparison for me.

Meanwhile there are a lot of things you give up to use the console. You’re forced to use the Sony ecosystem that will decide what games you can and can’t play. You cannot use those resources to do something other than game.

I always thought it said ‘Commands the Gods’ as a kid

What’s your offer?!

What else would you expect trying to make a company that barely makes anything command a trillion dollar evaluation.

Congratulations you’re on the B team of the Experiment.

Their Rise of Kingdoms battle score.

On one hand

I’m so glad the last rockstar game I ever bought was GTA 3. They suck to high heaven.

The same is true for subtext. You good little theorist bottom.