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“Look me in the eye if you have your plug in too.”
Sobbing “please wake up”.
Tonight… You.
“It’s like he’s threatenin’ me or somthin’.”
“He’s just a dog, Carl.”
I recognize “he knows, don’t go home” from Minority Report. Solid reference.
“I know what you did last summer”
- I’m so ready for this, aren’t you?
- respawn in 5…4…3…2…1…
- I left the keys to your door under the mat, I’ll be back tonight
- I’m coming…
“Hail Hydra” was my go-to for a bit XD
“I hear it’s amazing when the famous purple stuffed worm in flap-jaw space with the tuning fork does a raw blink on Hara-Kiri Rock”
“I’m going to masterbate with my own tears later”
Don’t worry, I didn’t borrow your toothbrush. ;)
Tomorrow me
most of these would get me 🥺
the “everytime I poop I think of you” is actually crazy
