I remember the days before hardware random number generators, when pseudo random number generators caused fuck ups by not actually being random. Now people are re-inventing the stupid way of doing it with AI.

I ran out of pickles and only ate 14. What is going to happen to me? I’m scared.

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Public money gets funneled to the tech bros and the population gets dumber. It’s a conservative win-win.

"support for common-sense policies and candidates”

So that will be the loudest fascists who have their tongues furthest up the billionaires’ arseholes.

You start off with a bit of spooning and before you know it you are in the winter Olympics.

Come off it. Next you’ll be saying that https://lemmyverse.link/lemmy.ca/c/vxjunkies are just making it up.

My favourite one is when some clueless dipshit shouts it out of their window when it’s a footpath not a cycle path, and cycling on it would be illegal.

In the UK it’s entirely up to the cyclist whether they want to use the cycle lane or not. Good job too, as many of them are fucking lethal, basically trapping the cyclist in the shittiest part of the road while giving drivers the impression that they can pass as close as they like. Want to avoid that wheel-breaking pothole? No. Stay in your shit-filled cratered lane and take your chances or you will be taken out by that car zooming past 3 inches from your elbow.

Taking the lane is also encouraged in the Highway Code when it would be dangerous to let a car overtake.

Ha ha. Good luck getting anything useful out of the dog shit code I write.

Cooking is great if you have the time. It’s a good way to relieve stress, and it’s cheaper and better in every way than bought in food.

The modern economy is designed to keep everyone working long hours and exhausted, so not many ordinary people have the time.

I had a sepp blatter once, but I got some antibiotics which sorted it out.

There’s nothing more erous about nuclear then it being used by op.

Just once.

sudo -s

Sobbing “please wake up”.

Dpongebob Tquarepants?

I think that’s the point.

The real reason people hate bikes is because they are fucking idiots.

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As a road user, I accept that I might have to slow down or stop for other road users - car drivers, pedestrians, or cyclists, that this is normal, and a part of driving, cycling, or walking.

People getting cross about this simple fact is really weird, if you think about it.