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minus-square🇰 🌀 🇱 🇦 🇳 🇦 🇰 🇮 @pawb.sociallinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up6arrow-down2·4 days agoIt’d be wild if it was common online to run into the type of person that would unironically say shit like “If i wanted your opinion, I’d open your skull and scoop out the shit.” Cuz… Why would they be where people just share opinions? 🤷♂️
minus-squareWhyIHateTheInternet@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up6·4 days agoHaven’t heard that one before lol Reminds me of the classic “if I wanted my own comeback I’d get it from your mom”
minus-square🇰 🌀 🇱 🇦 🇳 🇦 🇰 🇮 @pawb.sociallinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up6arrow-down2·4 days agoI just realized I fucked it up, too. It’s supposed to be: “If I wanted shit out of you, I’d open your skull and scoop it out.” My mom used it a lot.
minus-squareWhyIHateTheInternet@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up3·4 days agoEven better. I like it. Your mom sounds like a smart woman.
minus-squareLemmyoutofhere@lemmy.calinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up3·4 days ago“If I wanted your opinion, it would beat it out of you”
minus-squarebuttmasterflex@piefed.sociallinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up5·edit-23 days agoMy coworker’s favorite is, “If I wanted any lip, I’d jiggle my zipper.” *edit: spellung is hord
It’d be wild if it was common online to run into the type of person that would unironically say shit like “If i wanted your opinion, I’d open your skull and scoop out the shit.” Cuz… Why would they be where people just share opinions? 🤷♂️
Haven’t heard that one before lol
Reminds me of the classic “if I wanted my own comeback I’d get it from your mom”
I just realized I fucked it up, too. It’s supposed to be:
“If I wanted shit out of you, I’d open your skull and scoop it out.”
My mom used it a lot.
Even better. I like it. Your mom sounds like a smart woman.
“If I wanted your opinion, it would beat it out of you”
My coworker’s favorite is, “If I wanted any lip, I’d jiggle my zipper.”
*edit: spellung is hord