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My coworker’s favorite is, “If I wanted any lip, I’d jiggle my zipper.”

*edit: spellung is hord

I believe it was Flavor Aid

I’m a geologist!

Oh man, I know this is shitpost, but icicles are stalactites.

In the immortal words of Emperor Kuzco, “Boom, baby!”

I use Sayonara for my local music player.

Same bro, same

Never underestimate Ohio’s dedication to agriculture. They put food on your family.

It’s in Ohio, because why not?